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Donald Trump As Told By Leslie Knope

Because Leslie Knope actually could make America great again.

Emily Wagner

Mar 07, 2016

University of Dayton

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After the results of Super Tuesday, it seems this Trump fever isn't stopping anytime soon. In an unpleasantly surprising fashion, Trump has managed to continue dominating the polls purely based on his racist, sexist and just plain idiotic remarks. I'm deeply saddened to know that so many fellow Americans think that this hateful reality star is the answer to our problems, and I have a feeling that outspoken political player Leslie Knope would agree. As a woman of high morals, Miss Knope would be mortified to hear that such a person is even being considered as future president. Here is a compilation of real Donald Trump quotes, as critiqued by the "Parks and Recreation" role model herself.

1. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of *ss.” - Donald Trump, 1991

2. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” - Donald Trump, 2012

3. “I don’t have a racist bone in my body.” - Donald Trump, 2015

4. "I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words." - Donald Trump, 2016

5. “All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” - Donald Trump, 2004

6. “I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.” - Donald Trump, 1991

7. "Look at that face. Would anybody vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?" - Donald Trump, 2015

8. “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States." - Donald Trump, 2015

9. "I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.” - Donald Trump, 2011

10. "Now, I'm gonna take the risk of running for president. We need that kinda mind to make great deals." - Donald Trump, 2015

11. "We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated." - Donald Trump, 2016

12. “He referred to my hands and said, ‘If they’re small, something else must be small,’ and I guarantee you there’s no problem. There’s no problem.” - Donald Trump, 2016

13. "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters." - Donald Trump, 2016

14. “… She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” - Donald Trump, 2006

15. In regards to women, “You have to treat ’em like shit.” - Donald Trump, 1992

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1. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of *ss.” - Donald Trump, 1991

2. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” - Donald Trump, 2012

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5. “All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” - Donald Trump, 2004

6. “I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.” - Donald Trump, 1991

7. "Look at that face. Would anybody vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?" - Donald Trump, 2015

8. “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States." - Donald Trump, 2015

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10. "Now, I'm gonna take the risk of running for president. We need that kinda mind to make great deals." - Donald Trump, 2015

11. "We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated." - Donald Trump, 2016

12. “He referred to my hands and said, ‘If they’re small, something else must be small,’ and I guarantee you there’s no problem. There’s no problem.” - Donald Trump, 2016

13. "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters." - Donald Trump, 2016

14. “… She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” - Donald Trump, 2006

15. In regards to women, “You have to treat ’em like shit.” - Donald Trump, 1992

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