27 Things My Dog Would Rather Be Doing Than Watching Me Study

27 Things My Dog Would Rather Be Doing Than Watching Me Study

And believe me, it's not a walk in the park.
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Because if she hears one more thing about cell division, she might just put me up for sale.

1. Eat dandelion puffs in hopes of feeling the "effects" of them.

If you thought dogs weren't into "recreational" activities, you're wrong.

2. Stare at herself in the mirror in an unapologetic vain manner.

"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest doggo of them all?"

3. Practice her uncalled for sass.

4. Bark at leaves falling.

5. Eat said leaves.

6. Stare out the window even though it's pitch black outside.

7. Knock all the pillows off of my bed.

8. Chew up her toys and blankets.

9. Chew up anything and everything that doesn't belong to her.

10. Dig holes halfway to China in the yard.

11. Lay on her float in the sun without being bothered by "study time".

12. Knock over things with her tail.

13. Scold her destructive tail by growling at it and then chasing it for 8 minutes straight.

14. Let out a heavy annoyed sigh at my ignorance of her presence.

15. Ask to go outside just to victimize that butterfly she sees.

16. Ask to come back inside so she can go back out again in 3 minutes.

17. Try to catch the dust flying around in the air.

18. Leave nose prints all over the glass door.

19. Leave nose prints on all of the windows as well to prove her point.

20. Have a spiritual connection with her wild roots while hiking.

21. "Pet" my face with her paws as a control mechanism to get me to move over in my own bed.

22. Put her butt in my face just because.

23. Pass gas that could kill a cow.

24. Lift the trash can lid to see what forbidden treats she missed out on.

25. "Talk" to me because she knows it makes me laugh even though the stress is real.

26. Offer me her favorite toy.

27. Curl up next to me and lay her head on my pillow, because she knows that her love and a good nap will overpower any stress that might come my way.

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30 Bee Puns To Get You Through The Day

These puns are as sweet as honey.
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There are few things in life that make me happier (and/or make me want to bury my face in my hands and groan loudly) than a well timed pun. This goes double if the pun involves some my favorite insects — bees. There's nothing quite as satisfying as uttering a bee pun when no one expects it, so here is a list of the top 30 bee puns around!

Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee-come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later.

1. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

2. "Bee puns really sting.

3. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé."

4. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"


5. "Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about."

6. "Wasp are you talking about?"


7. "Naughty bee children really need to beehive."

8. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!"

9. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!"

10. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"


11. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!"

12. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"


13. "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!"

14. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school."

15. "A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee."

16. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."


17. "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz."

18. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."

19. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!"

20. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."

21. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic."

22. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."

23. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!"

24. "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."

25. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!"

26. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."

27. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."


28. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"

29. "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!"

30. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!"

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To My Fur-ever Friend, Thanks To You My Life Will Never Be The Same

I don't know what I'd do without you.

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My kitty, Cosmo, is the love of my life. Even though I adopted him a month ago, he has quickly turned my world around. I believe God knew exactly what he was doing when he had me tag along to the Humane Society with one of my friends because through that, I found the perfect kitty for me.

Photo by Kat Dysinger

I have always been a cat lover and I've had many in the span of my life. However, this time is different. I am responsible for my kitty financially and physically. It's also different because Cosmo is my first pet in my "adulthood." He serves as my best friend and my emotional support and he has already calmed me down many times before anxiety attacks took me down under.

Photo by Kat Dysinger

My cat is different than any cat I've ever owned before. He is super gentle, and I mean super gentle. He won't even bite my fingers when I try playing with him. Not only that, but even when he was scared the first week I brought him home, he didn't once hiss at us, pull his claws on us, or bite us. Instead, he let everyone in my house hold him and love on him, even when he had no clue who they were. Normally, when scared, cats go into survival mode and can get a little aggressive, but my cat let us do whatever we wanted to do with him, even when he didn't want to be held (which we didn't know if he did or didn't because he wouldn't squirm, he'd stay put). Now, Cosmo has gotten comfortable and will squirm if he wants down. He also meows a lot and plays with our newly adopted puppy, Hida. Cosmo is finally acting as if he is home.

Another thing that's really awesome about parenting Cosmo is training him. That's right, I train my cat. Many people train their cats to use a litter box and to not scratch up furniture, but luckily, I didn't have to do that. Instead, I trained Cosmo to know his name (obviously), to sit, and to go up on his hind legs when I say "up." He is a super smart kitty and he picks up on these new tricks rather quickly. Every day is a joy when I wake up to him meowing and rubbing his face against mine or his nose against my nose, practically begging for attention. I don't think I could have adopted a more perfect kitten.

Cosmo may be a cat, but he also acts like a dog in a sense. He literally follows me around the house because he doesn't like to be alone. I will be getting ready in the bathroom and he will stretch out on the hallway floor in front of the open door and bathe himself or watch me. It's rather funny to walk around the house and see my kitty in tow. None of my cats have ever done that before. He is also starting to learn my routine and he knows when I'm about to leave. For instance, I told him goodbye today before I left, and he responded with a meow. It honestly made me want to stay.

Every day with him is a brand new adventure, whether he's spying on our puppy before the pounce and "attack," or watching him play with all of my rolled up socks. I don't think I could be any more proud to be his "pet mom." Cosmo fills my heart with joy and reminds me that I have a purpose because sometimes I forget there's reasons to wake up daily or reasons why I need to go to work. I am forever grateful that I found him that day and that I decided to adopt him because, for the past month, my life hasn't been the same.

the day I found himPhoto by Kat Dysinger

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