If life were a kindergarten playground, Donald Trump would be subject to crazy amounts of bullying. His extreme views would completely turn off his peers, forcing them to find other friends. Unfortunately, life is not a playground, and Trump's extreme views are actually making him more friends than losing them. Here are some of his best (worst quotes).

1. "No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses -- one vaccine at a time, over time."

You're right Donald, tiny children are not, in fact, horses. That might be the only bit of truth in this sentence though.

2. "An extremely credible source has told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."

It might help the legitimacy of this sentence if he would just tell us who gave him the information. Without the name, this quote is heaven for conspiracists.

3. "(Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there's something on that, maybe religion, maybe it says he's a Muslim. I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want that."

Again, no name. This is getting harder and harder to write due to the fact that just looking at these quotes agitates me.

4. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

Don, I'm pretty sure that goes for modeling, not being the President of the USA.

5. "You could see there was blood coming out of (Megyn Kelly's) eyes, blood coming out of her, whatever."

What?

6. “I don’t think Ivanka would do that [pose for Playboy], although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

Trump is the first person to ever pull the, "I'd date my own daughter" card. If not the first, then the most prominent.

7. “We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet. We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people who really understand what’s happening and maybe, in some ways, closing that Internet up in some ways."

How many stupid presidential candidates does it take to set up an ethernet cable? Seriously, the end of this quote reminds me too much of Kim Jong Un.

8. "I'm not sure I have ever asked God's forgiveness. I don't bring God into that picture. When I go to church and when I drink my little wine and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of forgiveness. I do that as often as I can because I feel cleansed."

Didn't ask for God's forgiveness, but still went to church? Sounds like our friend Donald is trying to upstage God. Not a subject I'm all too keen on, but doesn't seem like a very good idea.

9. “Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, (Carly Fiorina’s) a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but, really, folks -- come on. Are we serious?"

I don't support Carly Florin (or her face), but attacking her personally is ad hominem and no way to go about a Presidential campaign.

You guys have probably heard all of these before, simply because they are so stupid and ridiculous for a Presidential candidate to say, more or less believe in the first place. Despite this, a huge following has decided they want an entertainer (barely) with next to no political experience to be our next president. I ask all of you to do your part and vote for anyone, but Trump.

10. "I think Bush is probably the worst President in the history of the United States."

You would make the second worst, Mr. Trump.