Basically, I’m just childish and I would rather be at Disney world 24/7. There is no age limit for Disney and honestly, I enjoy it more now that I’m older because I’m stronger and I can walk around the park all day without a nap. When I was younger we had to leave the park early because my siblings and I couldn’t hang. Hopefully, my Disney puns are not the cringiest thing you have ever read, but you can find that out for yourself.
1. Midterms
I may Neverland an A in the class so why not go to Disney.
2. Finals
I usually wait until the clock strikes 12 to study anyway so I can fit Disney in during the day.
3. Any tests whatsoever
What’s that word again? Study…
4. When you’re sad
Sad spelled backward is das and das means it’s time to go to Disney.
5. When you have four papers due in one week
A dream is a wish your heart makes… And my heart wants to be at Disney and forget about these papers before it has a heart attack.
6. When you’re in a lecture where time stops
Tale as old as time…Lecture makes me want to die.
7. Your birthday
Unbirthdays count too. Even if your real birthday is the week before finals, go to Disney world.
8. Dealing with financial aid or loans.
And at last I see the light… and it's guiding me to Disney World.
9. When you’re at work
Work so you can pay for your trip to Disney. There’s your motivation, you’re welcome.
10. Any day between January 1st and December 31st
Zip a dee doo dah zip a deey’ay I think I’m going to go to Disney world every day.
There are countless times I would rather be at Disney world instead of dealing with responsibilities, but I narrowed it down to 10 for now.