At the end of last month Kim Kardashian took Paris Fashion Week in a storm of corsets and spandex that leave me wondering what the point of having all that money is if you’re not even going to dress like a respectable human being. Kim’s been on a fashion roller coaster for as long as I can remember, but I’d have to say she’s hit a new low recently. If I had to guess I’d say it's probably due to Kanye’s influence, as we’ve all seen this meme:

And we've all seen his pretty questionable fashion line:

But mostly because Kim herself said in an interview, “You want your guy to think you're really hot. I'll put something on and he'll [Kanye] say, 'No, that doesn't look good', and I'll trust him.'”

While I appreciate the sentiment (just kidding, stop being a doormat, Kim), I’m inclined to say that Kanye’s fashion sense makes about as much sense as his “Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1” lyrics, which involve a model, some bleach, and a certain part of her anatomy. Sidebar: Kanye tweeted that he allegedly cried while writing this song, so make of that what you will.

But I digress. Basically, Kim dresses like Rick Ross was about to go to the gym and then suddenly decided he wanted to give cross-dressing a shot instead, and proceeded to rob a store of burlesque-inspired lingerie.

But you can see for yourself here—a definitive ranking of Kim’s worst five outfits from PFW 2016.

No 5.

What do flashers and Kim Kardashian have in common? Thigh-high boots and trench coats. (And also a love for public nudity).

No 4.

Because why not put holes in the knees of gauze pants? Add a bandeau and Kris Jenner’s safari themed blanket as your wrap, and you’re all set.

No 3.

Three words: Mean Girls, Regina George, Nipple Holes.

No 2.

Kim’s caption for this pic is “Parisian Vibes.” What could be more Parisian than high waisted fishnet stockings and unbuttoned pants?

No.1

Kim’s got the whole “balance your top and bottom” concept

down pat. Track pants are just the thing I would pair with a see-through corset

top and fancy choker. Bonus points for the 3-foot hair extensions.

~high fashion~

amirite??