Dear Final Exams,

It has been a while since we last spoke, and I think we need to talk some things out before we see each other again.

When we first met, I never expected you to hurt me the way you did. I was young and naive and thought that, without studying, I could earn your acceptance and get an A in the course.

I thought wrong.

However, I am giving you another chance this semester. I truly think that we can get over our wrongs in the past. I know that I said some rude things before, you probably wanted to cry over your lead infested pages, and I apologize for that. But you also completely screwed me over. Lets be real, when did we learn half of the questions that you asked me? We didn't. You asked them anyway. However, it was wrong of me to hate you and be scared of you. It was wrong of me to expect so little of you and underestimate your ability to lower my grade.

You have taught me that one hour of studying immediately before our encounter, is not the best idea.Through it all, I have learned to admire you your difficulty. After all, who would want to take a test that's as easy as that blonde across the hall? (by the way, the answer is everyone. I'm just sucking up).

But back to the point, we will meet again in a short couple of weeks and I would like you to take into consideration how hard I have worked this semester. I have stayed up late, pulled all-nighters, and have only skipped like four classes. As compared to the..many more that I skipped last semester, I would say that I did quite well! Please take that into account when we meet again!

So with that, I will see you soon. My brain will be filled with hopefully useful information and I will be fully prepared to kick your butt, don't take it personally. But if you could help me out, buy giving me a couple of obvious multiple choice questions, I wouldn't be all that upset!

Sincerely,

The Student Who Needs an A