Dear Drake,
I’m aware that I’ve written you a thank-you letter already once this school year, so I know maybe two letters in the span of nine months is getting to be a little much in this digital age. But this time, it has to be done.
Like all your other intense Drake fans, I have eagerly awaited the release of "Views From the 6." I have accepted pushed back release date after pushed back release date for months! I have made excuses for you. I mean, you did, after all, have to fight back Meek Mill this past summer, which resulted in a wonderful diss track called “Back to Back.” You also released the epic song and video for “Hotline Bling,” which helped me define my own style of dancing. Who can forget that you’ve also have been busy balling with Steph Curry and the rest of the Golden State Warriors, as you carefully dropped in “Summer Sixteen” (don’t worry Drake I’m not jealous at all). And we can’t omit the fact that you had to be available for I’m sure the longest video shoot ever for Rihanna’s “Work,” where you proceeded to do absolutely no work. Do I sound salty Drake? Because I’m not trying to, really.
Now, all the things I listed have been of course invaluable additions to my music library and my life. I am eternally grateful. But Drake, I have to be that friend and ask where is “Views From the 6.” I mean, honestly, I love you and all but this is getting ridiculous! I know that there is a lot of stuff that goes into albums and you want it to be perfect and that there has been stuff going on with Cash Money, which I’m sure isn’t helping. Drake, I know. I follow your life probably more than your mom does on Google Alerts. But why tell us an album is going to be released so many times only to not release it? Apparently, it’s coming out in April and I mean not to be rude but it better! I saw a picture that said 4+2=6. Hinting to me that the album would be released April 2. And all I have are a few leaked tracks (which are great- thanks for being awesome). But Drake, like you, I’m not happy with uncompleted work. So please, I’m begging you, release “Views From the 6” soon. Like ASAP.
P.S. If by the time this article is published, “Views” has already been released, please disregard my sassiness and accept my request to be a part of OVO. You da best.
Love Always,
Victoria