Dear Donald Trump,

I’d like to start this letter by saying that I’m one of the blacks with whom you have a so-called great relationship. So in an effort not to damage this relationship, I will try to be as respectful as possible while I express my opinion of you.

Of course, you’ve already expressed your opinion of me. In 1991, you allegedly said, “Laziness is a trait in blacks.” However, that’s just your opinion of me as a black person. As a woman, you probably think I’m nothing more than a glorified vagina. I shudder thinking about your opinion of me as a black women.

In fact, I shudder thinking about you at all. Again, I know my relationship with you as a black is very imperative. In light of that, I won’t make any comments about your orange cow hide skin or ready-to-fly-off-and-start-a new-life-of-its-own hair and of course, I’ll shy away from your disproportionately small, grubby hands that you’re so sensitive about.

Instead, I’ll talk about how much of a hateful person you are. You hate Muslims, you hate Mexicans, you hate women, black people, disabled people…where does the list end Donald? Actually, I know you like Ivanka, your daughter…a lot.

I would go off on an attack on your policies and plans for America, but they’re so wildly unethical and stupid that I almost think you could be kidding. Newsflash, claiming you’re going to "bomb the s--t" out of ISIS isn’t foreign policy. It’s just absurd.

You keep claiming you want to make America great again, but I know down to the exact second when America can be great again. It’s when you are no longer running for President. Even then, this country will need years to recover from the crap show that was your campaign.

Your campaign manager allegedly assaulted a reporter. You’ve talked about your dick size. Your rallies are known for being violent. Face it, Donald, you’re the reason America is a joke. I bet the rest of the world is looking on at this election with Chrissy Teigen's expression from the Oscars after Stacey Dash came on.

How do you feel knowing you are responsible for the fear I have for this country? How do you feel knowing you’ve inspired nothing but hatred? How do you feel knowing that your ridiculous, disgusting rhetoric has destroyed mine and many others sense of safety in America?

I could go on for days about how upsetting you are. I could fill an over flowing scrapbook with all the offensive things you’ve said. Hell, I could probably write a 500-page epic poem, but my nausea is keeping me from doing so.

Instead, I’ll say this.

If you’re in the Oval Office come November, America is screwed.

Sincerely,

A Very Pissed Off Black

P.S. I know you like to sue people who offend you so if you ever see this you can contact me via Twitter with your legal demands.