Can we all agree that Schmidt from New Girl is one of the funniest characters on any given television show of the 21st century? Now compare his sense of humor with the characteristics of the week days. Funny, right? If Schmidt could rename the days of the week, here is what he would call them and why:

1. Monday - 'Youths!'

Any true fan of the show knows just how much Schmidt hates 'youths' a.k.a. any type of rowdy teenager disturbing the town. That's a Monday for sure.

2. Tuesday - 'Pine has no place in this loft'

Remember that episode when Jess brought home the pine shelves and Schmidt would not have it in his loft because he thinks pine is for poor people? Tuesdays may not just be for those less fortunate, but they are not exciting days. It's still the beginning of the week and there is still such a long week ahead of you. Tuesdays have no place in this loft!

3. Wednesday - 'Schmidt Happens'

Right in the middle of the week, Wednesdays are kind of just there. They're just plain days, not much to complain about but nothing to brag about either.

4. Thursday - 'Driving Moccasins' Day

It's so close to Friday, you're getting ready to put your driving moccasins on and go for a joy ride!

5. Friday - Relaxing 'Mono' Day

What better way to spend the evening after a long week of work than to spend it chilling in a super comfy kimono all night?

6. Saturday - The 'Freakin Weekend'

It's Saturday! Woo! This is by far Schmidt's favorite day.

7. Sunday - Pep Talk Day

While Sunday is still a day without work, the overwhelming thought of the upcoming week is constantly in the back of your mind. Schmidt would definitely use this day to motivate himself to be strong for the rest of the week until the next weekend.