If YOU's Joe Goldberg Had A Dating Profile, This Is What It Would Look Like
Start writing a post
Swoon

If Joe Goldberg's Dating Profile Looked Like This, Would YOU Swipe Right?

He's looking for YOU.

112
If Joe Goldberg's Dating Profile Looked Like This, Would YOU Swipe Right?
Netflix

If you frequently Netflix and chill (I'm talking like... literally chill), chances are you've binge-watched "YOU," so you know Joe Goldberg very well. From one episode to the next you probably find yourself loving him, hating him, being oddly attracted to him, feeling disappointed in him and sometimes even proud of him.

Of course, (small spoiler) we get a peek of his dating life when Joe hops on the dating apps in Los Angeles as Will Bettelheim in season 2, but what did that profile actually look like? Perhaps what you see below might be what you'd see if you were swiping across him.

While you are scrolling through ask yourself... "Would I swipe right on Joe Goldberg?" (If you didn't know he was a murderer, of course).

About Joe

  • Job: Bookstore Clerk
  • Location: Los Angeles, California
  • Hometown: U.S.
View this post on Instagram
watching YOU all day? tell us about it.
A post shared by YOU (@younetflix) on Dec 28, 2018 at 9:53am PST

Joe's Preferences:

  • Books or magazines? Books. This isn't even up for debate.
  • Social media stalking or stalking IRL? Well, I'm pretty anti-social media, so I guess that leaves...
  • Selfies or candids? Selfies. I like to be in control ;)
  • New York or Los Angeles? New York, always.
View this post on Instagram
i love books. cc: @hotdudesreading
A post shared by YOU (@younetflix) on Jan 4, 2019 at 9:25am PST

Never have I ever not been willing to do anything for the one I love.

View this post on Instagram
The only time trying to blend in is a big red flag
A post shared by YOU (@younetflix) on Nov 25, 2019 at 9:01am PST

Four qualities I can offer my partner and one I cannot:

  • Protection ✓
  • Loyalty ✓
  • Forgiveness ✓
  • Eternal love ✓
  • Full transparency ✗

Four qualities I am looking for in a partner and one I'm absolutely not:

  1. Trust ✓
  2. Undying loyalty ✓
  3. Not secretive ✓
  4. Naivety ✓
  5. Dishonesty ✗

Want to respectfully slide into my DMs? They're open here:

Instagram: @younetflix
Twitter: @younetflix

Want to create a funny dating profile for a friend, too?

Click here for our easy-to-use template you'll just have to copy and paste.

Follow Swoon on Instagram.Follow Swoon on Instagram.

Report this Content
relationships

I Didn't Know That I Would Lose My Best Friend To Her Boyfriend

I didn't know that you would stop doing the things that make you happy. The things everyone used to judge you for. You are the type of person who does things on YOUR terms and now they're on his.

3678
I Didn't Know That I Would Lose My Best Friend To Her Boyfriend
unsplash.com

As your best friend, all I ever want is for you to be happy. Because as best friends, we know exactly what makes the other happy. I know all your weird and quirky lingo. I know how much you hate certain foods and most of all, I know the things that are important to you in life.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

How to Celebrate Valentine's Day Without a Valentine

You know YOU are not determined by your romantic status

8367
How to Celebrate Valentine's Day Without a Valentine
https://www.southbostontoday.com/celebrating-valentines-day-in-southie-next-thursday-of-course/

Although the most romantic and love-filled holiday is right around the corner, it's important to know that Feb.14, the middle day of the shortest month of the year, doesn't need to be determined by your current romantic status. With that being said, you can either choose to sulk over the fact that you're single or you can make the best out of Valentine's Day without even having one.

Here are a few ideas to celebrate the day:

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

7 Fun Facts About The Eiffel Tower

The iconic landmark is reinventing itself with a splashy new color.

9826
Eiffel Tower

Soon, the 2024 Summer Olympics are coming to Paris, and the Eiffel Tower will be in the spotlight.

Embedded so much into Paris's identity, the iconic landmark is no stranger to historic events and world-class gatherings over the years. It is sure to shine again.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

Blue Skies Weren't Always Blue

You don't just start as the person you are meant to be; there is a journey full of ups and downs that mold a person, so this is my journey.

7783
Blue Skies Weren't Always Blue

Overall I'd love to say I grew up a happy overly enthusiastic child that was taught to love herself and be loved by everyone else, but I can't say that and I never will. My smile wasn't always as bright as it is today, but this is the story behind my smile, the story about how I got here to the happiest place I'll ever be. I'll begin at freshman year of high school.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

The Heart Wants what the Heart Wants

Just remember sometimes it is gonna hurt, whether we want it to or not!

9263
The Heart Wants what the Heart Wants
Where to start...... Let me start with the cliche that life throws us curveballs and what we do with it is what counts.

One day he walked into my life. UNEXPECTED! And one day he walked out!

Keep Reading... Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments