We have all heard them before whether it is from our own dads, our friend's dads, or even just the dad friend of the group. Some of us laugh at them every single time (me), others roll their eyes. No matter which one you are, we all appreciate a good dad joke now and then to lighten the mood.

Here are some of my favorites (many are inspired by my own dad - thanks for training me to be the dad friend of the group):

1.

"I'm hungry"

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"

2.

"Do you want to get pizza to eat?"

"I don't feel like pizza"

"You don't look like it either!"

3.

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?"

4.

What do you call a penguin in a desert? Lost.

5.

Waitress: "Can I get you anything else?"

Dad: "Just a bag of $100 bills!"

6.

"Are you alright?"

Dad: "No, I'm half left!"

7.

What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coughin'?"

8.

"I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with both of my eyes closed."

9.

Mom: "How do I look?"

Dad: "With your eyes"

10.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

11.

"How do you spell it?"

Dad: "I-T"

12.

"Two guys walk into a bar...the third one ducks"

13.

"Dad, did you get a haircut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

14.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We're both lawyers!"

15.

Dad: "You've got some updoc on your face"

"What's up doc?"

Dad: "Not much how, how about you?"

16.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.

17.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

18.

"I'll call you later"

"Don't call me later, call me Dad!"

19.

Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag?
Dad: No you can just leave it in the carton!

20.

"I'm gonna hop in the shower"

Dad: "Don't hop! You'll slip and fall!"

21.

"I'm going to go change"

Dad: "Don't ever change"

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Soo...maybe this explains why I am always the only one laughing at my own jokes. What can I say? I'm easily entertained! I will tell dad jokes forever - I have no shame.