Ti's the season of dad jokes and so, in honoring dad's across the world, here are what I think are the funniest dad jokes of all time.

Me: “Dad, make me a sandwich.”

Dad: “Poof, you’re a sandwich.”

Me: “I’ll call you later.”

Dad: “Don't call me later, call me dad.”

Dad: “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?”

Me. “No, what happened?”

Dad: “It’s cool, he’s waking up.”

Dad: "I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turn myself around."

Dad: "I have a fear of speed bumps, I’m slowly getting over it."

Dad: "I remember when I first I saw a universal remote control for the TV… and I was thinking to myself, 'Well, this changes everything.'"

"My dad’s pants kept creeping up on him. By 65, he was just a pair of pants and a head."

- Jeff Altman

[Driving past a cemetery.]

Dad: "You know people are dying to get in there"

Dad: "Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."

And everyone's favorite.

Wife: “Honey, I’m pregnant.”

Dad: “Hello, pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “I’m dad.”

Happy Holidays