Trying to leave the house:
Me: Ready to leave, have my keys, phone, turned off the lights, locked the door...
Brain: Did you turn the oven off?
Me: I didn't use the oven today.
Brain: But... is it off?
Me: Yes.
Brain:
Me: Ugh I should check... it's off. Now I can leave.
Brain: What about your curling iron?
Me: I unplugged it.
Brain: But do you remember unplugging it?
Me: Trying to remember...
Me: It's definitely off and unplugged.
Brain: What if the house burns down because you really did forget to unplug it?
Brain: Okay, now that you've quadruple checked everything, you can go.
Me: Finally
Brain: You might be late now though since you took so long...
Me talking to an adult:
Me: Talks in happy voice
Brain: They think you're fake.
Me: Talks in regular voice
Brain: They think you don't care enough.
Me: Rolls eyes at my own thoughts
Brain: Now they think you rolled your eyes at them.
Me: Talks quietly to myself
Brain: They think you're talking bad about them
Brain: They hate you.
Me trying to drive:
Me: Waiting patiently at a stop sign to turn onto a busy road
Car pulls up behind me
Brain: Now you have to hurry.
They're inching up
They're going to hit you
Me: Heart races
Sweats
Brain: You're a terrible driver