Normally this isn’t an issue.
Normally I’d do anything in my power to help you,
But things are different now.
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I’ve been down.
You see, there is this guy in my life, and he’s the guy that you like,
but I’ve been under his spell long before that.
I’ve just been too scared to tell him, though, so I’ve held back.
Not that this is in any way your fault, but fun fact…
I’ve told you this before.
Months back.
I didn’t mention names for fear that you’d laugh,
But here you are now fawning over his six-pack abs.
He is so much more than that.
He loves to draw and listen to music.
He has thoughts and opinions.
He’s not just a cute face.
But you didn’t know that.
You didn’t even know his name when I asked.
You ask for my help 'cause now it’ll be easy.
Since he and I talk so freely.
All you’ll need is one good word and he’ll fall in love
quickly.
The worst part is that I’ll agree,
Because we both know that, between the two of us,
He’ll choose you not me.
So don’t worry it’ll happen.
Just do me a favor:
Don’t hurt him.