Being addicted to food is a serious problem that many people deal with. Your whole day tends to revolve around food and when you will be able to get your hands on it. The idea of a warm brownie covered in Ben an Jerry’s is able to turn you into a hot mess. The first step to getting help for your addiction is admitting that you have a problem.
1. You might as well be a vacuum because of the speed that you are able to eat food.
You just want them to forget about everyone else's food and bring yours already. Every time when the waiter passes by you wonder if they are carrying your food. They aren't.
3. Family occasions are only possible with food present.
If there is no food, you might as well leave. Let’s be honest, who wants to sit through the family political debate without a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner?
4. You can easily stay in bed all day eating food, food, and more food.
You don't need to move or do anything. All that you need is the bed and, most importantly, the food.
5. You just dive right into anything that you eat.
You don't care who sees you eat it and how you eat it, as long as you are eating.
6. On top of the diving, you will eat anything.
You are not a picky person. You just want something yummy.
7. Let's be real, this picture sums up your relation to pizza.
It makes you want to smile, dance, and eat more of it all at the same time. Pizza is your go-to study buddy and your comfort food. It is perfect for any situation.
8. You are not ashamed to admit that you would rather have your own food instead of sharing.
You know that you will eat the whole order of cheese fries, so why share?
9. Going on dates is difficult because you can't but help make orgasmic faces as soon as the first course arrives.
Don't get me started on dessert.
10. Who cares about diets?
As long as the food tastes good, that will be your diet.
11. Food porn makes you extremely happy and hungry.
I'm sorry, now you probably want to get a donut. I do.
If these 11 confessions sound like you, then I encourage you to seek help. If you go to a meeting, remember that you are not alone. Repeat after me, My name is ______ and I am a foodaholic. Congratulations, you have just completed the first step to getting help for your problem.