We all know "that girl" who is the size of a twig, but can consume copious amounts of food. That same girl can eat all day long and not gain a pound. I am that girl.

"There's no way you're going to eat all of that"

If you think that I am going to struggle eating an entire 12 oz. steak, a loaded baked potato and a bowl of corn you are so wrong. I will devour it all before you can even finish salting your grilled chicken breast. Don't doubt me.

"Are you sure your eyes aren't bigger than your stomach?"

First off, that doesn't make any sense. Second off, if my eyes were bigger than my stomach, I would be in a world of hurt. Do you know how hard it would be to fit a dozen doughnuts in my eyeball?

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"How do you eat so much but never gain any weight?"

If I knew the formula for why and how I don't gain weight, I would be the richest woman on Earth. But, since I have absolutely no idea, I'm just going to forget that you asked me and eat another cheeseburger.

"I wish I was that skinny."

And I wish that I could eat chocolate covered bacon for breakfast and not be judged for it. It's the way God made me. If God made you thick, then thank him for your curves! There are many more factors to life than our bodies, ladies. Take our eyebrows, for example.

"Do you workout?"

Yes, I do. I work out my jaw and my fork lifting hand. On a serious note, I do cardio almost every day, but I don't necessarily do it to be skinny or stay skinny (refer to the gif below). No one wants to look like a new born baby deer in stilettos.

"What size jeans do you wear? Like a two?"

Multiply your guess by four, and you're almost there. Just because I don't have much meat on my bones doesn't mean that I'm lacking in the hip and a** area. I'm just as much of a woman as anyone else regardless of my BMI.

"You're metabolism must be so high!"

*Calculating...* I actually have no idea. I go about my day eating whatever I want and my body stays the same. If I wanted to do a bunch of math to figure out why my body does what it does, I would. But, I only have about five minutes of free time a day which is just enough time to eat a can of Spaghetti-o's.

Being the "fat skinny kid" in a world full of people who are crazed by body image is hard. We are constantly asked questions that we don't know the answers to, and we have to explain ourselves a lot (between snacks that is).

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