Things Every College Student Has Said At A Job Fair

Things Every College Student Has Said At A Job Fair

It's that time of year again...

It's that time of year again, where college students are scrambling to impress potential employers enough that they will get hired for a summer internship or possibly an actual job. One of the most convenient places to try and make these connections are at job fairs, usually put on by the university these students attend. If you hang around one of these fairs for long enough, you're sure to hear these key phrases.

1. "Are you here yet? I'm here, standing outside. No, I'm not going in without you."

Everyone is waiting separately outside of the meeting room for their group of friends.

2. "Did you bring your resume? How many did you print?"

Everyone printed a different amount, everyone thinks their amount is wrong.

3. "Where should we put our coats? Is there a place for them?"

Usually, yes. Look before you ask. Or just don't wear a big obnoxious coat.

4. "Should we start? No, let's get drinks first."

Procrastination does not end just because you're already at the job fair.

5. "Where do you want to go?"

This is really just someone in the group trying to make everyone else make a decision for them.

6. "Doesn't matter, where do you want to go first?"

A classic deflection to decision making, flipping it back on the questioner.

7. "Did you update your resume?"

Oh yeah, everyone did. They just added the extra year of school since the last job fair.

8. "Hi, could you tell us a little bit about the opportunities at your company?"

The first move has been made by the awkward group of college kids.

9. A moment of silence as you listen to perspective employers

You listen to people all the time but you can feel yourself being awkward about it.

10. "Okay gang, have we been to all of the tables we want to go to?"

It's been an hour and a half, you've washed enough hands that you should probably all wash your hands when you leave.

11. "Let's go."

It's time to roll out.

12. "We're going out to eat right?"

You earned this cheat day on your diet or budget, that was a pretty adult filled couple of hours.

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There Is So Much Value In The Humanities But People Overlook It

This is why we need the humanities.

“What are you going to do with that?” “Are you going to be a teacher?” “Where is the use in that?” These are the responses I always get whenever I tell people that I am a history major, and I am frankly sick of it. For too long, I and millions of students like me have been pigeonholed into schools and academia.

One day in my senior year, I met four history alumni of my university and none of them were teachers or professors. The business and STEM industries seem more focused on the question of “How?” whereas the liberal arts is more focused on “Why?” Business and STEM majors are both focused on objectives, results, and efficiency. Liberal arts majors are too but in different ways.

My junior year of college, I had a friend who worked as a teaching assistant for an engineering class. They were a senior majoring in English. I asked them what they did for the class as an English major, and they said they grade all the lab reports the students write. I then asked her how were they and without hesitation, they said, “THEY ARE HORRIBLE!” That is the basic reason why we need liberal arts because everybody needs to learn how to communicate their thoughts effectively on paper (and in speech).

Perhaps lawyers are the paradigms of liberal arts, because their careers are based around thinking in the abstract and communicating precisely and effectively while at the office, and the best part is that the options are virtually endless which type of law they want to practice: they can range from defending someone falsely accused of a crime to negotiating a treaty between nations. But we often neglect all the other practitioners of liberal arts outside the realm of law.

Let’s make one thing clear: liberal arts majors aren’t in it just for the money, which might sound like blasphemy in today’s society.

Instead, they’re in it for the passion. Rather than dedicating their studies--and their lives--to studying an unfulfilling subject and working an unfulfilling job, those who major in liberal arts dedicate their lives to something they want to live for: humanity.

The disregard and disposability people show for liberal arts tells me only one thing: we are fixated on improving our condition. Technology is constantly revolutionizing the ways communicate with each other, the ways we consume information, and the ways we conduct medical procedures. It only tells us that there is something wrong and needs to get fixed right now.

Liberal arts and humanities exist to remind us how far humans of come in advancing civilization, how much humans have achieved in improving their condition.

The humanities exist to preserve the human record. That’s why we have literature, history, philosophy, and theatre. The stories and ideas that each convey offer insights into the human condition so we can better understand ourselves and each other.

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7 Good Things About High School

Even though they weren't the best four years of my life, there were some good things about them.

I'm one of those people that will quickly tell you they hated high school. I love learning, but I really loathed my school. Even though I "hated" it, it wasn't all terrible. It wasn't all dancing at basketball games and singing "We're allll in this tooogether", but there were some things I appreciated about it.

1. You didn't feel rushed to have your whole life figured out.

My only focus in high school was graduating. There wasn't any pressure to figure out what I was doing with my life. My only focus was doing well in all of my classes so I could then go off to college.

2. Everyone was in the same boat as you.

Everyone in high school was the same, more or less. We were all just trying to deal with the unnecessary school rules, finding someone to sit with in class, and walking across the stage at the end of senior year. Everyone was working towards the same thing, getting their diploma. In college, everyone is working towards different degrees in different areas of study. There are also some people starting their families already.

3. Everyone had relatively the same schedule.

Of course everyone had different classes, but everything was all at the same time. The school day started at the same time everyday for everybody and ended at the same time everyday for everybody. (In college, you get to customize your schedule. You can even do all of your classes at night if you're not a morning person.)

4. You were able to see your friends, even for just a second.

Even if you didn't have any of the same classes as your friends, you could see them in between classes or even at lunch. Now everyone is away at different colleges, living in different states, or even studying abroad. You get to see all of their life updates on Facebook now.

5. You had these grand ideas of life after high school, before realizing they were actually harder to accomplish.

I was going to travel the world right after graduating and be this awesome adult. COMPLETELY untrue and never happened. For some reason, I had forgotten that you kind of need money to go places, and I have to go to school to get my degree. Obviously I'm hopefully going to be able to travel in the future, but not as an 18 year old with no money.

6. Your only goal was to graduate.

I wasn't concerned with what I was going to do with my life while I was in high school. I was 14 Freshman year, I didn't care about what my lifelong profession was going to be. It hit me as soon as college started that I need to figure out what I wanted to do with my life, because I kind of needed to work towards something. Now my current goal is getting my PhD in English and becoming a teacher, not just graduating.

7. You pretty much knew what you were doing.

You had Math 2nd period and lunch at 11:30, you had everything lined out for you. Now it's waking up every morning and decided whether or not you're actually going to go to class. Not only that, but also wondering if what you're doing is right. I started college as a Biology major, and now it's second semester and I'm an English major. Cleary I'm indecisive.

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