Imagine If Rupi Kaur Wrote Poems About Each Of Our College Majors
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Imagine If Rupi Kaur Wrote Poems About Each Of Our College Majors

"I can handle the business side."

Jessica Ma
May 01, 2018
University of Southern California
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Imagine If Rupi Kaur Wrote Poems About Each Of Our College Majors
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Disclaimer: This is satire - I have no idea what some of these majors actually do, and I’m sure every major is difficult in their own ways.

Business

Added you on LinkedIn.

We had

3 connections


Told you

I can handle

The business side,

But you


Rejected me.


Computer Science

Twelve hours

On this project,

Compiler

Errors everywhere.

Here comes the savior


Stack.

Overflow.


Oh yes-

Sample code.


Engineering

What is going on,

I asked.

‘No one knows’

You said.


Help.


English

I cried

Reading

Macbeth


Philosophy

Who

Are we really?

What

Are we all?

Are we?


Brain is hurting,

I Kant.


Political Science

Hear me out

It will take

Just a minute.


Don’t you think that our government

Is flawed?

‘Sorry, I’m busy’,

You said


But I wasn’t done.


Finance

Working at

Goldman Sachs

This summer.


Investment banking -

My favorite.


Wall Street,

Here I come.


I love money.


All Pre-med Majors

I can’t remember

The last time I

slept.


Class average

was a 42%

How did someone get a 99

when I only got

a 43


Not good enough

For med school.


Will my MCAT score make up for it?


Journalism

Oh look,

A protest.


I hope

No one else noticed.


This will be a good story.


Wait

Kylie Jenner

Just had a baby

This is more important.


Music

No one knows

My instrument exists.


Music theory

Is my worst nightmare


I just want to play.

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