February is off to the races, and for most of us, that means our New Year's Resolutions have already been broken numerous times. Your major gives a lot of insight into what type of person you are, what resolutions you set and which you've already broken, so let's see what you've failed this year, shall we?
Journalism: "I'm going to journal every night!"
Yeah, you love writing and documenting your life in a journal seems like a great idea! The story of your life, right?! Wrong. Your life is boring and writing "went to class and six meetings today" is not great journal material.
Communication: "I'm going to call my family once a week!"
Communicating with people is your major, so this one makes a ton of sense until it is Sunday night on week three and you realize you haven't called anyone yet.
Pre-Med: "I'm going to get more sleep!"
Who are you kidding? You're studying to be a freaking doctor, you don't get sleep.
Business: "I'm going to budget and spend less money!"
At least you understand the value of money, but you're still a pizza and alcohol-loving college student. Don't be so hard on yourself.
Public Relations: "I'm going to cut back on the coffee!"
YEAH. OK.
Education: "I'm going to be more patient!"
You're so close until a tiny child talks back to you at 8 o'clock in the morning and you realize this is not the profession for patience goals.
Music: "I'm going to learn a new hobby!"
You already know an instrument which is more than most can say. Why learn some other cool talent at this point?
Nursing: "I'm going to drink eight cups of water a day!"
You know water is so good for you, but after clinicals, four exams and about seven hours of homework, you really just need coffee and vodka in an IV.
Political Science: "I'm going to be more civil on social media!"
Well, if people posted less ignorant things I wouldn't have to educate them...
Psychology: "I'm going to manage my stress better!"
Day two and you're already stress eating and crying in campus bathrooms, but at least you understand the theories as to why this is happening to you.
Dietetics: "I'm going to eat super healthily!"
Just because your major is all about living a healthy lifestyle doesn't mean that you can't appreciate an entire pizza or five.
Computer Science: "I'm going to be more productive!"
It is hard to be productive when you know how to do hundreds of cool things on your computer, AND make it look like you're taking notes while doing it.
Exercise Science: "I'm going to go to the gym six times a week!"
You know it's good for you. You know the benefits. But damn it if your bed isn't also good for you.
History: "I'm going to live in the moment!"
Well, you're a history major for a reason.