If College Majors Were Different Kinds Of Beer

If College Majors Were Different Kinds Of Beer

Come on, no ones surprised by finance.

You've seen if college majors were Taco Bell items and Thanksgiving foods but what about beers? Let's take a look, shall we? Some shouldn't be surprising.

Business - Budweiser

A classic beer, classic major, both will get the job done.

Communications - Bud Light

If business or darker beers aren't your thing, try communications for a little lighter fare Basically the little but equally popular brother of business.

Pre-Med - Blue Moon

Classy, sophisticated but still here to party through all the never-ending years of schooling.

Sports Medicine - Miller Lite

A fine bro's beer for a fine bro's major.

Nursing - Rita's

Small and strong, easy to drink and gets you drunk fast so you can get back to studying before clinicals.

Political Science - Angry Orchard

A little sweet and a little tart, just like politics. They'll even be able to up a mean argument about why cider should count as beer.

Graphic Design - Insert Local Craft Beer Here

Creative and different and unique. Totally hip. Enough said.

Literature - Pabst Blue Ribbon

Still undoubtedly hip, but just a little more lowkey.

Math - Guinness

You either love it, or you hate it, but you have to respect those who chose it.

Science - Yuengling

Tastes good going down, not so much coming back up, just like most general science knowledge.

Education - Sam Adams

Just like there are lots of different routes in education, there's a flavor of Sam's for everyone. (I'm betting Summer Shandy is their fav.)

Engineering - Stella Artois

Picking Stella at a college dive bar says "I try to make good choices." (or "I think I'm better than half of you.") basically, the same way picking engineering as your major does.

Psychology - Coors Light

After about the fifth or sixth can, they might start messing with your head, you might even start to feel like you're in the Rockies.

Agriculture - Busch Light

The beer of small town agriculturalists everywhere. We practically invented the phrase "Hold my beer and watch this."

Finance - Natty Light

It's cheap, perfect for those who care about money. Jk, it's associated with frat boys and frat boys are associated with finance.

Cover Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons

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To All Incoming Freshmen, When You Get To College, Please Don't Be THAT Freshman

I am pretty sure we all know who I'm talking about.


As we are all counting down the days to return to campus, students are looking forward to meeting new people and reuniting with old friends. And then, there is the freshman.

We have all been there. The eagerness and excitement have been slowly building up through months of summer vacation, all waiting for this moment. I understand the anxiousness, enthusiasm, and insecurities. The opportunity to meet new people and explore a new area is very intriguing. But let's be real, you are here to make memories and get an education. So here are a few pieces of advice from a former college freshman.

1. Don't be that freshman who follows their significant other to college

This is the boy or girl who simply can not think for themselves. The 17-year-old puts their own personal goals and interests aside to sacrifice for a six-month high school relationship. This will more than likely end at an end of semester transfer after the relationship has been tested for a month or two in college life. So if you want to really enjoy your freshman year, make your own decisions and do what is best for you.

2. Don't be that freshman who lets their parents pick their major

"You are not going to school just to waste my money."

This is a statement you might have heard from your parents. As true as it might seem, this is definitely not a good way to start your college years. If you are not majoring in something you can see yourself doing, you are wasting your time. You can major in biology, go to medical school, and make the best grades. But if deep down you don't want to be a doctor, you will NOT end up being a good doctor. When it comes to picking your major, you really have to follow your heart.

3. Don't be that freshman who gets overwhelmed with the first taste of freedom

Yes. It is all very exciting. You don't have a curfew, you don't have rules, you don't have anyone constantly nagging you, but let's not get carried away. Don't be the freshman who gets a tattoo on the first night of living on your own. Don't be the freshman who tries to drink every liquor behind the bar. Don't be the freshman who gets caught up being someone that they aren't. My best advice would be to take things slow.

4. Don't be that freshman who starts school isolated in a relationship

I'm not telling you not to date anyone during your freshman year. I am saying to not cut yourself off from the rest of the world while you date someone. Your first year on campus is such an amazing opportunity to meet people, but people are constantly eager to start dating someone and then only spend time with that person.

Be the freshman who can manage time between friends and relationships.

5. Don't be that freshman who can't handle things on their own

It is your first year on your own. Yes, you still need help from your parents. But at this point, they should not be ordering your textbooks or buying your parking pass. If you need something for a club or for class, YOU should handle it. If you're having roommate problems, YOU should handle it, not your parents. This is the real world and college is a great time for you to start building up to be the person you want to be in the future, but you can't successfully do that if your parents still deal with every minor inconvenience for you.

6. Don't be that freshman who only talks to their high school friends

I know your high school was probably amazing, and you probably had the coolest people go there. However, I believe that college is a great time to be on your own and experience new things. Meeting new people and going to new places will allow you to grow into a more mature person. There is a way to balance meeting new friends and maintaining friendships with childhood friends, and I am sure you will find that balance.

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I Gave Up My Lifelong Dream, But This Is Where It Led Me

Dreams do come true, but sometimes they're disguised when you see them in the light.


I come to you as a rising junior in college, and as a much more complacent student than I once was.

When I started my freshman year of college, I was attending a private university in a small town. Going into this new chapter of my life, I really wasn't sure of what I should study. I had a lot in mind but didn't think it through very clearly. In the end, because my family works in this industry, I chose Business Administration as my major. I also did (and still do) love Psychology so I made that my minor.

Though these decisions weren't set in stone and I was fresh out of high school, I had a career in mind that I've been wanting to pursue since my elementary school years. That career was a veterinarian.

I have the strongest passion for animals, and any one of my friends or family can vouch for me. I fall in love with dogs, cats and small animals like hamsters, guinea pigs, birds, etc. I've owned dogs since I was about 3 years old and have grown up alongside animals for my entire life. There's obviously a part of me that wants to do something with animals very much. Preferably helping them to stay healthy and live their best lives.

I decided after switching my major twice already that I was going to finally pursue this passion I had gleaming inside of me. Switching over to Biology, I began my journey.

Ready to study my butt off and do my best work, I dove right into my sophomore year of college at a new university, and with completely new faces and a new environment. Early on though, I began to notice that I was struggling. Nothing out of the ordinary, these classes were science courses and I had never had a strength for science or math.

But the struggling overcame me, and I decided that I'd need to really study and quiz myself for these exams if I wanted to even pass the classes. Once again, nothing new, I just figured that I needed to really buckle down.

As I continued to go about my studies, my science classes were getting more and more difficult for me to keep my head above water in. I was also (and still am) working a part-time job, so that also limited my time in the evenings to study.

Eventually, I made the decision that I couldn't continue to study biology. The major was becoming too difficult for me very early on, and if that was how the entire rest of my college years were going to be, there wasn't any reason for me to continue to pay for classes that I wasn't going to pass.

Giving up my dream of becoming a veterinarian shattered my heart. I had little to no idea what I was going to change my major to, nor did I know what it is that I'm even good at or what department I strive in the most. And then it hit me.

It kind of hit me like a wall. All throughout my schooling years, I had blatantly ignored how talented I am at writing. It's where all of my strength lies. I have a way with words and poetry and was starting to see the picture more lively. I'd chosen to study Journalism.

Although this was not ultimately my first choice, I've thought about it and stuck with the decision for some time now; but in the end, I decided that this is what I was destined to do with myself. Writing, editing, rhetoric and proper spelling and grammar are what revolve around me. Becoming a writer or chief editor for a popular newspaper or magazine is what my new career goal is, and I can't wait to put it into play this fall.

There still is and will always be resentment toward giving up what I've dreamt of doing. But luckily for me, there are things that I can do where I can still be interacting with animals and smiling as much as I still do being around them.

Next to studying and working part-time, I've decided that with the free time that I have, I'm going to volunteer my time at a local animal shelter, helping to find animals homes before being euthanized (primarily, instead of being euthanized). I have pets at home to take care of which I find great joy in doing as well.

Even though I can't become a veterinarian, I can still do what I love. And because of my drastic decisions that I've made, I am where I am today. A happy college student who is overly excited about studying while still following a passion.

Here's to the future.

Photo by Octavian Rosca

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