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19 Things College Kids Say When They Go Out On A School Night

"Dude. It's Tuesday."

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19 Things College Kids Say When They Go Out On A School Night
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Whether it's you or someone you know, going out on a week night is not a surprise for a college kid.

Between classes, jobs, and student organizations, sometimes we really just need a night out even if that means on a Wednesday night.

1. "Them: What do you mean you're drinking that entire bottle of wine tonight, it's Tuesday?"

Me: "I don't understand your confusion."

2. "We should stay in tonight, we have class tomorrow. LOL. Just kidding I'll be ready in ten."

3. "Wanna go to pints Tuesday?" "I have class at 8:30 tomorrow morning."

"Your point?"

4. "Let me take a 30-minute nap then I'll be ready to go."

5. *12:30 am at the bar* "I have to be up at 6:30 for class." "SAAAAMMMEEE!" *high five*

6. "I did my homework today, let's go out."

7. "I didn't do my homework today, let's go out."

8. "Are you hungover right now?" "Shhh, you're talking too loud." "Dude. It's Tuesday."

9. "My test score just went up. Can I get another shot?"

10. "As long as we're in bed by 2:30, we can get 5 hours of sleep. We'll be fine. "

11. "How many days can I miss in my morning class?"

12. "Drunk on a Monday night?" "Why are you even asking that?"

13. "I was planning on going to bed early, but here I am, 1 am and wine drunk."

14. "We should probably stop going out during the week when we have class." "You're right." "Same time next week?" "Deal."

15. "Is it bad that the bartender has my drink order memorized?"

16. "Don't worry, the coffee pot is already set for tomorrow."

17. "I love you." "I love you too."

18. "Can we get pancakes?"

19. "I love college."


To all of my fellow college students,

Have fun and be safe.

Cheers.

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