Because every squad needs a healthy balance of different personalities...
1. The Mom Friend
- Always ready with a hug
- Never leaves the house without a big purse (including granola bars and band-aids)
- Makes sure everyone gets home safe
- Cuts others off when they've had too much to drink
- Posts about safety recalls
- Loves red wine
- Obsesses over the leaves changing color in the fall
2. The Wild Friend
- Always plays the best pump up songs
- Down for last minute adventures
- Always found dancing in the middle of the club
- Rolls down the car window to talk to cute strangers
- Always wins in Cards Against Humanity
- Posts about when the next party is
- Loves Jello Shots
3. The Grandma Friend
- Always passes up a night on the town to stay home and watch Netflix
- Angry at millennials (even though they are one)
- Always tired no matter how much sleep they get
- Loves casseroles
- Posts about climate change
- Loves ginger ale
- Hates winter and fall because it's either too cold or too hot
4. The Nerd Friend
- Usually found in the library
- Obsessed with science memes
- Always down for a good time but only if they get back at a decent time so they can do homework
- Posts about scientific breakthroughs (and sometimes politics)
- Loves coffee but only if it's black
5. The Cute Friend
- Sends the group chat pictures of baby animals
- Looks good in anything from athletic wear to sundresses
- Usually goes with a natural makeup look but still rocks it
- Wears a lot of Vinyard Vine
- Looks awesome in reading glasses
- Loves Starbucks' refreshers
6. The Hot Friend
- Gets drinks from everyone at the bar
- Could wear a paper bag and still look good
- Always the friend that people ask about ("Who's your friend? Can you set me up?")
- Looks good in pictures no matter the angle
- Posts a selfie and gets a million comments
- Loves diet soda or Voss water
7. The Sassy Friend
- Always has a comeback
- Never puts up with stupid people
- Knows what they want and does it
- Gives complete honest compliments about clothes (even when not asked, but still appreciated)
- Subtweets
- Loves martinis
8. The Girly Friend
- Always seen in floral or lace
- Their favorite color is either millennial pink or light aqua
- All of their purses are either Coach or Michael Kors
- Can rock monogrammed phone cases and Vera Bradley clothes
- Posts a picture in a field of flowers
- Loves fruit-infused water
9. The Tomboy Friend
- Always in Reebok, Nike, or Adidas (and still looks awesome)
- Hates sparkles and the color pink
- Always down for spontaneous sports games
- Never wears heels
- Hates dressing up
- Posts the updated sports games schedules
- Loves beer on tap
10. The Edgy Friend
- Always wearing something black
- Listens to Fall Out Boy or twenty one pilots
- Loves simple and plain colors (preferably in black, gray, or white)
- Always has chipped nail polish but makes it look good
- Knows how to skateboard
- Posts pictures in black and white
- Loves Budweiser
11. The Everything Friend
- Ready to pick friends up from parties
- Loves black but also likes glitter
- Loves to sleep but is also down to pull an all-nighter with friends
- Understands the combo of studying and partying but doesn’t always make the two mix well
- Posts about just about everything and anything
- Will drink just about anything
12. The Child Friend
- Gets lost in malls
- Laughs at words like “poop” and “booger”
- Eats peanut butter and jelly without crusts
- Cries a lot
- Posts about food
- Loves apple juice
- Sticks tongue out at friends as a form of insult
13. The Smart Friend
- Crams for a test last minutes and gets an A+
- Every teacher’s pet
- Somehow is able to explain complicated things like they're easy as pie
- Can figure out a math problem in 10 seconds
- Knows random science facts
- Can name the presidents of the US
- Posts news about upcoming tests
- Loves water because it’s healthy