10 Thoughts Every Germaphobe Has When Going To College, Which Is A Death Trap

10 Thoughts Every Germaphobe Has When Going To College, Which Is A Death Trap

Germs are evil, I know, but germs are the WORST at college.

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I think I might die this Fall in a germ coma. I already have a bottle of Purell for my desk and mini hand sanitizers on my backpack. Oh, and four containers of Lysol.

1. Share... a bathroom... with OTHER people?? Oh my God

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Sharing a bathroom with family members is already hard enough. Now add in other people's butts and pee.

2. I have to touch the doorknob... to open the bathroom door when leaving... after I ALREADY washed my hands

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The worst part is... there are no paper towels to open the door.

3. I have to touch food ladles 400 other people have touched in the last hour???

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Good thing I attached hand sanitizer to my backpack.

4. I have to shake ALL of these people's hands?

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Again, hand sanitizer, please never run out.

5. Oh no. Shared showers. Oh NO. There's hair EVERYWHERE. o h n o.

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Sharing a shower with my sister was a struggle. Now I have about 40 other new sisters. Eek.

6. When can I get my own apartment??

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Seriously, I'm dying over here.

7. Mom... Dad... yeah can you Venmo me $5 for spray Lysol?

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I need it a.s.a.p.

8. Please. Please. Please. Do NOT touch things in my dorm room.

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Especially not makeup or moisturizers.

9. Hi, mom, uh, can you venmo me $7 for Bath and Bodyworks hand sanitizer?

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I NEED more.

10. Why is the person behind me AND next to me coughing? Oh God. I need to bathe myself in alcohol.

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Please, don't get me sick.

Every germaphobe will freak out at college on multiple occasions, so hopefully non-germaphobes have an idea of what is going on in our brain. Be nice to fellow germaphobes.

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A Playlist From The iPod Of A Middle Schooler In 2007

I will always love you, Akon.
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Something happened today that I never thought in a million years would happen. I opened up a drawer at my parents' house and I found my pink, 4th generation iPod Nano. I had not seen this thing since I graduated from the 8th grade, and the headphones have not left my ears since I pulled it out of that drawer. It's funny to me how music can take you back. You listen to a song and suddenly you're wearing a pair of gauchos, sitting on the bleachers in a gym somewhere, avoiding boys at all cost at your seventh grade dance. So if you were around in 2007 and feel like reminiscing, here is a playlist straight from the iPod of a middle schooler in 2007.

1. "Bad Day" — Daniel Powter

2. "Hips Don't Lie" — Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean

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3. "Unwritten" — Natasha Bedingfield

4. "Run It!" — Chris Brown

5. "Girlfriend" — Avril Lavigne

6. "Move Along" — All-American Rejects

7. "Fergalicious" — Fergie

8. "Every Time We Touch" — Cascada

9. "Ms. New Booty" — Bubba Sparxxx

10. "Chain Hang Low" — Jibbs

11. "Smack That" — Akon ft. Eminem

12. "Waiting on the World to Change" — John Mayer

13. "Stupid Girls" — Pink

14. "Irreplaceable" — Beyonce

15. "Umbrella" — Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

16. "Don't Matter" — Akon

17. "Party Like A Rockstar" — Shop Boyz

18. "This Is Why I'm Hot" — Mims

19. "Beautiful Girls" — Sean Kingston

20. "Bartender" — T-Pain

21. "Pop, Lock and Drop It" — Huey

22. "Wait For You" — Elliot Yamin

23. "Lips Of An Angel" — Hinder

24. "Face Down" — Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

25. "Chasing Cars" — Snow Patrol

26. "No One" — Alicia Keys

27. "Cyclone" — Baby Bash ft. T-Pain

28. "Crank That" — Soulja Boy

29. "Kiss Kiss" — Chris Brown

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30. "Lip Gloss" — Lil' Mama

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16 'Golden Girls' Quotes That Are Still Golden In 2019

Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia..four unique middle aged women from different backgrounds under one roof.

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One of the greatest shows of all time (at least in my opinion) is Golden Girls. I was not born yet when it first aired in 1985, but thankfully it is on Hulu. Here are just some of the many quotes from the series's seven-year run.

1. Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. -Blanche Devereaux

2. Go to sleep sweetheart. Pray for brains. -Dorothy Zbornak

3. Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing. -Rose Nylund

4. People waste their time pondering whether a glass if half empty of half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass. -Sophia Petrillo

5. I've been having a giood time, and there wasn't even a man in the room. -Blanche Devereaux

6. As they say in St. Olaf, Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen. -Rose Nylund

7. Have I given you any indication that I care? -Sophia Petrillo

8. I'm as jumpy as a virgin in a prison rodeo. -Blanche Devereaux

9. Blanche, I could get herpes listening to this story -Dorothy Zbornak

10. I had a knack for coming up with the firmest, most appealing yams. -Rose Nylund

11. No, I will not have a nice day! -Dorothy Zbornak

12. Look, you didn't ask for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway. -Sophia Petrillo

13. There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. My toe has been on that line. Blanche Devereaux

14. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying. -Dorothy Zbornak

15. Everybody likes me. -Rose Nylund

16. Silly rabbi. Tricks are for kids. -Sophia Petrillo

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