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College Explained By Bob's Burgers

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The Belchers are eccentric people which means they can explain the most eccentric time in your life which is college.

When your professor rambles on and on:

Whether their rambling is about their personal life, a "funny" story, or even better, you get the classic "This won't be on the exam so you don't need to know this, but I'll explain it anyway."

When you realize that you have three exams and two papers due in the same week:

If you can make it through that kind of week, then you can make it through anything.

When you make the horrible decision to check your bank account and grades in the same day:

Unfortunately, this will not be the only bad decision that you make this week because this is college.

When you have this grand epiphany right after checking your bank account:

For the record, I do not condone nor promote any Breaking Bad type antics in order to make money, but you do you.

When you just have one of those days:

You know the day that I'm talking about: you sleep through your first 3 alarms, you spilled coffee on your new shirt, you forgot about the quiz in your first class, now it's raining so naturally, you slipped and shattered your phone... and it's only Monday.

When you and your squad roll up at Chick-fil-A on campus like a boss:

But, then you realize that you have no money and no time to wait in line so you fall into a pit of despair.

When you finish a very long study marathon in the library and realize you haven't eaten all day:

So, obviously, your next move is to text your GroupMe and beg for someone to go with you to Taco Bell.

When you repeat this mantra while trying to stay awake in class:


If I'm feeling like I really need the help then I substitute Beyonce for Queen Latifah. She is the Queen B after all.

When your friends ask about your roommate(s):

Everyone just needs to live alone with a fish. No one can start drama when you live alone.

When you finally work up the courage and attempt to be smooth while giving the cute guy in your class your number:


I mean you need that number for Econ homework and you also need it because he's your husband, but he doesn't need to know that yet.

When you finally return home to your family for break and start arguing with your siblings:


Maybe you aren't the smartest, prettiest or funniest, but don't forget that you have good qualities, too. You should take every opportunity to brag about what you have that your siblings lack because it's your job as an annoying sibling.

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