As we get older there are just some things that we can't outgrow. For example, I will never think that Spongebob isn't funny. It's a classic, and I've come to realize that it describes college in more ways than one.

Patrick's food craze isn't all that crazy anymore.

Pizza at 2 o'clock in the morning? Absolutely. Not feeling pizza? Whataburger. Who cares if you brought 4 snacks to your 50 minute class? This is college. We're some hungry animals. We miss Momma and Daddy's home cooking and we will fight to the death over good food.

You're basically as happy as Spongebob in boating school on the first day of class.

So this is college, huh?

And then you see your friend walk in and you know class will never be the same again.

Seriously. You thank the heavens that this is college and professors don't separate their students.

Studying, going out, and working can make you realize what lack of sleep can really do to your appearance.

How purple do the bags under your eyes have to get before you should worry?

But then when you actually get ready you feel like you're on top of the world.

No, creepy weird boy at the bar, I don't want to dance with you. Do you honestly think I would waste all the time and energy it spent in getting ready on one really awkward 3 minute dance? Think again, buddy.

Taking your drunk friends home is the best and worst part of your night.

You may want to wring their neck by the time you get home, but at least you have some really awesome pictures to show them in the morning.

By the end of the semester, you're just completely over it.

Honestly, you're just lying if you say you haven't Googled how to be rich without a college degree. We've all been there.

You've seen girls move their bodies in ways you can't even explain.

You do you, booboo. You work it better than I do, and for that I applaud you. Maybe give me some lessons?

Most importantly, you've found your person.

I hope each of you can say that you've found your best friend like I've found mine. Life is just a little easier with this person. You may wanna scream at them some days, but without them college would be too much to handle.