"Clueless" is a classic as far as 90s movies go and Cher, or Cliff's Notes, is always good for a quote. However, things have drastically changed since Cher, Dion, and Tai's time. Here 14 some script alterations to fit modern times.
1. "So, you're probably going, 'Is this like a Pro-Activ commercial, or what?' but seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenager."
2. "Where's my black crop top from Forever 21? It's my most capable-looking outfit!"
3. "As soon as I get my hoverboard, I fully intend to brake for animals."
4. "I don't get it. Was my filter okay? Did I smile too big?"
5. "You try driving in Crocs!"
6. "I can't find my Drake CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it."
7. "My Apple watch died, daddy."
8. "We might get Zac Efron to plant a celebrity tree."
9. "That's Ed, Edd, and Eddy. They're way existential."
10. "Cher's saving herself for Dave Franco."
11. "So like, right now for example immigrants need to come to America. But some people are all, 'What about the strain on our resources?' Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally freaking. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the immigrants. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much."
12. "You want to practice parking?" "What's the point? Every where you go has Uber."
13. "Hey, Harry Potter, in America we drive on the right side of the road."
14. "Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so 20 years ago."
15. "I have asked you repeatedly not to call me bae!"