If you haven't yet heard about this clown fiasco, you're one lucky duck. People have been seen dressed in clown masks hiding out by wooded areas at night in different areas around the country. It has come to a point where there have been killings related to these clowns and they're now being associated with child abductions.
I don't know about you, but I am not OK with this. Not only is it terrifying that they're clowns, but they have a potential to hurt us. Now that clown sightings have arrived in Shippensburg, all I can do is laugh a little at the whole situation. But, if I actually saw a clown as I walked through campus, these are just a few of the phases of reactions I would have:
1. It takes you a while to actually muster up the confidence to leave the building you're in because all you can think about is the clowns.
2. You leave the library and get ready to venture out into the clown-zone.
3. Go fast. Don't let the clown get you.
4. You're eyes are wide open and peeling the area for any sign or trace of clowns.
5. You hear something move back behind a building. Not OK.
6. You turn the corner and there stands a clown.
You're paralyzed in fear.
