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Clinton vs. Trump: The Vote for Best Comedian

The most entertaining debate of all time

Morgan E Cochran
Oct 03, 2016
Samford University
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Clinton vs. Trump: The Vote for Best Comedian

The 2016 election will be one like no other in history. Some call it the "battle between two evils," while others might actually prefer one candidate over another. Wherever you stand, I think we can all agree that the first debate was one of the most entertaining and comical debates of all time. I've never been too into politics, but this year I really can't help myself.

To recap on all things politics, lets take a look at some of the most bizarre quotes said by both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. This, is the future of our country. This, is an episode of Saturday Night Live right at our fingertips.


1) "That makes me smart!"

Trump's response after Clinton said he hasn't paid income taxes since the early 90's.


2) “I have much better judgment than she does… I also have a much better temperament than she does…”

Trump, talking about his strongest assets.


3) "I was going to say something so mean, so nasty, but I decided not to."

Trump, directed towards Clinton.


4) “Go to her website, she tells you how to fight ISIS on her website. I don’t think General Douglas MacArthur would like that very much… You’re telling the enemy exactly what you’re going to do… No wonder you’ve been fighting ISIS your entire adult life… ”

Trump's response after Clinton tells of her plan to fight off ISIS.


5) "It could be a 400 pound guy sitting in a basement somewhere"

Trump's response after Clinton tried to blame Russia for the DNC hack.


6) “Oh Donald I know you live in your own reality, but that is not the facts…”

Clinton's response to Trump, after being accused of supporting NAFTA.


7) “A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear codes.”

Clinton, stating Trump's extreme use of Twitter does not qualify him as being ready to take on presidency.


8) "Why not?"

Trump's response after Clinton states she had a feeling she was going to be blamed for everything.


9) "That's for sure"

Trump's response after Clinton admits she "made a mistake using private email."


10) "Secretary Clinton... Is that okay? I want you to be very happy. It’s very important to me."

Trump opens up the debate calling Clinton "Secretary."

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