As a student, your life pretty much revolves around school. I mean, we literally move away from home just to get an education, so school is a pretty big deal. With classes taking up most of our time, we soon start to see a pattern in the type of people we are surrounded by. Here are the eight classmates we all want to talk to:
1. Your awkward class friend
Here is a shout out to you, girl who sits two seats over that I make eye contact with whenever our teacher threatens to make us work with partners. I'm sorry I don't say hi when I see you outside of class, I just really don't know if you will actually remember me or not!
2. The one who always asks for your homework
Alright, dude. I know doing homework sucks, but if you ask for my answers one more time I swear I will forward your email to our professor. Just do your own work or, at least, ask someone else every other day.
3. The one who is always sick
I honestly feel sorry for you and your immune system. But, if you sneeze on the back of my neck again I will personally shove a full bottle of vitamin C down your throat. Get well soon...or else.
4. The second professor
I didn't realize that you had a doctorate as well? Oh, wait. You don't. So why do you feel the need to argue with our professor every day? You are going to lose. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
5. The partier
I know your life is totally crazy and you drink. Congrats. I actually drag my butt out of bed at 9 a.m. to hear your stories of last night. Actually, that's also why I am paying $400 for this class. So please keep telling some random about how you're so hungover instead of letting me listen to the lecture.
6. The one who is always asleep
I only have one question for you: Why do you come?
7. The one who is always wrong
Every single time you answer the professor tries to avoid your answer. Bless your soul, sweetie. Keep trying. I know you'll get it right one of these days.
8. The one we all want to be
How do you get A's on everything? How are you so organized? How can I become you?