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10 One-Liners from 'Home Alone' College Kids can Use in Everyday Conversation Over Break

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

Alexa Warford

Nov 26, 2018

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10 One-Liners from 'Home Alone' College Kids can Use in Everyday Conversation Over Break

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While it's a great film to watch with the family, it's also a great film to quote. Yes, you probably hear "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal" countless times during the Christmas season, but there are so many other under appreciate quotes in this movie. Here are 10 one-liners from 'Home Alone' I promise every college kid will be saying when they are back home for the holidays.

1. When you won't let your enemies ruin your Christmas spirit:

2. Talking to the cashier after finishing your Christmas shopping like:

3. When your siblings start to get on your nerves and you start to miss your apartment:

4. When you run into your ex at the store in your hometown:

5. When the holiday shopping traffic gets to you:

6. When your friends ask what your plans are for Christmas Break:

7. When you've had one too many Rum Chata shots and can't see straight:

8. When your siblings open one of your presents instead of one of their own:

9. When you get the one gift you really wanted this year:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

10. When you realize you'll be back at college in less than two weeks:

Again, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

In This Article:

1. When you won't let your enemies ruin your Christmas spirit:

2. Talking to the cashier after finishing your Christmas shopping like:

3. When your siblings start to get on your nerves and you start to miss your apartment:

4. When you run into your ex at the store in your hometown:

5. When the holiday shopping traffic gets to you:

6. When your friends ask what your plans are for Christmas Break:

7. When you've had one too many Rum Chata shots and can't see straight:

8. When your siblings open one of your presents instead of one of their own:

9. When you get the one gift you really wanted this year:

10. When you realize you'll be back at college in less than two weeks:

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Don't deny it.

They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

We get it — we're frustrated with you, too.

1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

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