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Picking A Major As Told By 'Toddlers And Tiaras'

These tiny tots know a thing or two about trying to make parents happy after they spend thousands of dollars on you!

Mackenzie Malley
Oct 22, 2018
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Picking A Major As Told By 'Toddlers And Tiaras'
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College isn't all always a glitzy life filled with rainbows and sparkles. There's tears, stress, and meltdowns, ESPECIALLY when you have to make a life altering decision like picking a major! And who better to depict this roller coaster of emotions than everyone's favorite mini divas, the little ladies of Toddlers and Tiaras! After all, these tiny tots know a thing or two about trying to make your parents happy after they spend thousands of dollars on you and your future!

1. Trying to figure out your major based on your favorite classes

2. Knowing you want to change the world

3. But only having a few true skills...

4. What do you mean you can't major in CEO?

5. Dealing with all your friends having their lives perfectly planned

5. Sharing your future plans with your parents

6. Only to have them to tell you to think again

7. But that doesn't stop you from dreaming!

8. Dreaming is known to lead to delusion though...

10. Finally, when your true priorities are revealed

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