First Day Of Classes As Told By Chandler Bing
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First Day Of Classes As Told By Chandler Bing

"I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open."

Caroline Fiske
Sep 06, 2017
Marist College
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First Day Of Classes As Told By Chandler Bing
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IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL SEASON! Aka, the most exciting season of the year!

A time where Netflix and Chill becomes Netflix and Procrastinating. A time where you do your homework or die. A time where you go to your teacher for help when you most need it. A time where Staples or Office Max becomes your best friend.

Basically a time of torture and horror for most people out there. And the one sitcom character who understands all of our pain and suffering (in a most sarcastic way of course) is the one and only Chandler Bing.

He will sympathize with you as you undergo your first week of hell:

1. When you first read the syllabus:

2. When your teacher assigns a project or a test that is due within the first week of classes:

3. When your teacher randomly calls on you in class and you don't know the answer:

4. When you raise your hand and you confidently say your wrong answer out loud and everyone just stares at you:

5. When that one student in class won't stop talking:

6. When your teacher is already lecturing you on the first day of class and your mind still isn't mentally prepared for school yet:

7. When your teacher thinks that you're paying attention in class when really you're not:

8. When you and your best friend are in class together and your teacher says that you guys can pick your seats:

9. When you are looking back on everything that you've learned so far and everything that you're going to learn for the rest of the school year:

10. When your parents ask you how your first day of classes went:


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