If you've ever owned a cat, better yet, seen a cat, you know cats are better than boys. There's no argument. Cats are sweet, cute, and cuddly while boys are gross, sweaty, and stinky. Cats like you for you. You don't have to change for cats. You don't have to be skinny and have a big butt for cats.
1. Cats Purr
And what's cuter than that?
2. Cats love to cuddle
You never hear cats say "move over, its hot".
3. Cats are soft
Boys aren't soft and don't like it when you pet them... cats on the other hand.
4. Cats don't argue
They may be mad at you in their head, but they can't talk, therefore they can't argue.
5. Cats don't steal the covers
Mostly because they don't like to be under them. But hey, win win situation.
6. Cats won't tell you no
There is nothing worse than being told no, especially by a boy. Cats won't do this.
7. Cats are cute
What more do you need?
8. Cats like selfies
I mean, they may not, but at least they don't complain about it.
9. Cats like to bathe
They never smell bad because they are constantly bathing themselves. Unlike boys.
10. Cats don't care if you look like a potato
Cats love you no matter what you look like.
11. Cats don't have exes
I really don't think I have to elaborate on this one much.
12. Cats don't complain
They might let out a little "meow" when they're hungry, but that's about it.
13. Cats love naps
Doesn't matter what time, cats are always down for a nap.
14. Cats aren't needy
Keep some food in a bowl and the litter box clean and they're good to go.
15. Cats aren't afraid of commitment
Once a cat likes you, that's it. It will like you forever.
16. Cats don't dirty up dishes
A food bowl and a water bowl, that's it.
17. ...Or clothes
Cats don't wear clothes, so they don't dirty up clothes. You never have to do a cats laundry.