30 Things Only Cat Lovers Will Understand

30 Things Only Cat Lovers Will Understand

Yes, we talk to our cats. And yes, they understand.
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If you're a true cat lady, you probably know this already, as does everyone around you. But there's nothing wrong with a little reassurance that you're actually a cat whisperer.

1. Your cats are your fur babies.

2. You miss your cats more than your family when you're away from home.

3. In fact, you make your family members put the cat on FaceTime with you.

So you can tell them how much you miss them, and that you'll be home soon.

4. You always say goodbye to your cats when you leave the house.

And tell them that you'll be back soon!

5. When you get home, the first thing you do is announce you're home to your cats.

6. When you get invited to someone's house for the first time, the first thing you ask is whether they have a cat.

7. The first thing you do when you get to that new person's house is look for their cat.

That's why I came over!

8. Every time you hear about new kittens, you want to adopt them all.

And then you get sad when you realize you can't, because you already have too many.

9. Making the bed is always an adventure.

10. As is cleaning the house.

11. You constantly have to refill the cat food bowl because if it's not full, it's basically empty.

12. You frequently find your cat just hanging out in the sink.

13. And other weird places around the house.

14. You're a pro at getting your cat out of situations it got itself into.

This includes getting them out from under the couch, and getting their claws un-stuck from the curtains.

15. You're used to coming home to things broken.

And your cat trying very hard to look extremely innocent.

16. You know the only reason you would buy cat beds or toys is so your cats can play in the boxes they come in.

17. There's no such thing as privacy in your house.

What is it with cats and bathrooms? The world may never know...

18. You actually get into fights with your cats.

19. You own at least one laser pointer.

Endless entertainment.

20. You know the difference between the "right" and "wrong" cat food.

Non-cat owners will never understand.

21. Your cat tends to change up the kind of food it likes.

22. It's impossible to read without being interrupted.

23. Or work on the computer.

Every time.

24. Or do anything really, without being interrupted by your fur babies.

25. That includes sleeping.

26. You don't even try to bring plants or flowers into the house.

The choice is yours.

27. When you finally give into your cat begging, and you give it a piece of your food, it goes untouched.

They only want food that they steal from you!

28. You consider a night hanging out at home with your kitties a night well spent.

29. Even though your home is covered in cat fur.

No matter how frequently you clean it. At this point, it's embedded in your clothes and your furniture. It's fine. We're fine.

30. You own at least five of these.

And you wouldn't have it any other way! You wouldn't give up your kitties for anything.

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30 Bee Puns To Get You Through The Day

These puns are as sweet as honey.
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There are few things in life that make me happier (and/or make me want to bury my face in my hands and groan loudly) than a well timed pun. This goes double if the pun involves some my favorite insects — bees. There's nothing quite as satisfying as uttering a bee pun when no one expects it, so here is a list of the top 30 bee puns around!

Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee-come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later.

1. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

2. "Bee puns really sting.

3. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé."

4. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"


5. "Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about."

6. "Wasp are you talking about?"


7. "Naughty bee children really need to beehive."

8. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!"

9. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!"

10. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"


11. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!"

12. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"


13. "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!"

14. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school."

15. "A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee."

16. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."


17. "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz."

18. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."

19. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!"

20. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."

21. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic."

22. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."

23. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!"

24. "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."

25. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!"

26. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."

27. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."


28. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"

29. "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!"

30. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!"

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An Open Letter to my cats

Just call me crazy cat lady.

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First of all, I want to let all three of you know that your dad and I love you all very much and love you all equally.

All my life, I lived with a dog family. My mom never liked cats, and while my dad didn't mind outside cats, we never had any ourselves. This made me start wanting a cat. I remember when I went tour pointyo stay with my great aunt for sign-language camp (do not judge me) and one of my great uncles asked if she wanted to take care of a litter of kittens his cat had. She said sure. The older I got, the more I yearned for my own kitten. Austin and I would visit our family friend, the resident cat lady, and fell in love with all of her cats. When Austin finally got his own apartment, I was ready.

And then we got you, Hamilton. Hammi you were a little rascal when we got you and you were barely bigger than my hand. When you were younger you loved hanging from things and falling asleep in between my crossed legs while I played games. Now, at one-years-old, you are an old man; you have an old soul. I love that your favorite things to do are people watch, play with straws, and aggressively cleaning your brothers. Hammi, you are my big lovable boy but I'll always remember fondly from when you fit perfectly on my chest.

Dionysus, Dio, you are our sweet daddy's boy. You took one look at your dad and picked up, cuddling up to him and immediately fall asleep in his lap. You are our cuddler and shoulder cat. I love how you always love to be around people and how you so badly need to be by people and be petted that you sometimes you full on knocking our phones out of our hands for attention. Your our pointy boy who sometimes doesn't know how to put your claws away. You are so sweet and cuddly.

Apollo, you were just along for the ride when your dad was picked by your brother and you two didn't want to be separated. It just so happened that you became my momma's boy. You are a silly nutball. I love how you great us at the door and immediately flop over. It's even weirdo that you liked to be kicked when you flop, our little flopper. You are so cooky and love to follow after me. I am so thrilled that you came with Dio because you are my little runt. You are such a small, unique black cat who constantly covers himself in the dirt on our floor by flopping and sliding your way through life.

I love you all and couldn't imagine not having my little fur family. You three have turned me into a crazy cat lady and I do not regret it at all. Every day, I look forward to coming and seeing you and being attacked by all the love of my babies.

Love,

Momma

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