Area woman, Amber Cain, spent too much time watching BuzzFeed Tasty videos of things that she will probably never cook, and did not get anything she needed to do done today. Oops! And, she wishes that she could say that she was sorry, but she really actually is not at all sorry... After all, isn't knowing how to cook part of being a "real" adult?

It seems that all "real" adults are super master chefs who know how to cook more than just the boxed macaroni and cheese, or those "dinners" located in the freezer aisle at the grocery store. So, in essence, was she not furthering herself by teaching herself how to make post-workout recovery meals (not that she ever works out...with the exception of that one time when she accidentally walked into a gym that was next door to her favorite wine bar)?

It does not really matter that she won't ever actually make those delicious-looking breakfast pizza boats, either (even though she is definitely telling herself right now that she will make them first thing for breakfast tomorrow morning), because it is the presumption of adulthood that counts...or so she will claim when she does avoid to make said breakfast boats under the guise of being "tired" after spending half of the night watching more Tasty videos. (It should be noted, that she will, however, instead choose to order a real take-out pizza for breakfast at noon when she finally wake up...like an "adult," rather than a "real" adult.)

But, at least she is learning a somewhat useful adult-like "skill" that she can sort of rely on when she does finally make use of her kitchen to prepare a "meal" other than a fried egg or ramen. So, good for her for avoiding her real responsibilities and instead watching those addicting cooking videos.