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Bring The Glebe Hot Dog Man Back

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Bring The Glebe Hot Dog Man Back
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It's not a secret that the famous hot dog man on Glebe Street is gone.

Although this is not new news, it took me a few months to be able to talk about it without going Kim Kardashian sobbing on this b*tch.

Anyways, it has come to my attention that Angel, the Glebe hot dog man was deported, which is a campus-wide devastation. However, even though we cannot bring Angel back, we can bring back the concept. It has also come to my attention that hot dogs have been replaced with ACAI BOWLS.

While there are many adjectives I could use to describe this heinously, I will keep it classy and refer to it as an abomination. Also who even knows that an ace bowl is anyways? So for all my fellow hot dog loving college students, this is why the new food truck is bulsh*t.

1. It is more expensive.

As the genius artist Khalid says, "We're young, dumb and broke."

2. It doesn't support the school.

Angel was a College of Charleston ambassador. He named combos after Greek life organizations and showed school pride better than any of us.

3. It doesn't support international entrepreneurs.

If you don't believe in supporting them then you're a**hole.

4. Being healthy is a fad.

We all know being THICK is on the come up, ladies.

5. Everyone loves hot dogs.

That is if you are American.

6. He had options other than hot dogs.

There were breakfast sandwiches, hamburgers, chips, etc.

7. We already have Beech two blocks away.

Shout out to Beech but we really just need one of them.

8. It was the only stand downtown that centered around hot dogs.

What is a city without a hot dog stand...?

9. You can double fist hot dogs on the go.

Bowls require strength, multiple hands and take longer to eat.

10. I don't need another reason because by now you should all know I'm right.

So with yours and my help, someday we can bring hot dogs back to this campus, together. *Cue Sarah McLachlan's "In The Arms of an Angel"*

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