*The following article is a satire, meaning that what is said here should not be taken to heart. This piece is meant for laughs and is not written to offend anyone of any race, rental car company, or supporters of a particular gun lobbying association*

Alamo, National, and Enterprise car rental companies ended their relationships with the National Rifle Association in light of the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School.

Avis and Hertz soon followed up. As of February 22, members of the NRA could no longer receive discounts at five major car rental brands.

Because these five brands no longer support the NRA, and its members no longer receive discounts when doing car rental business with them, NRA members are trying to lead an organized boycott of the car rental establishment.

"Everyone in government is trying to take away everyone's guns," said longtime NRA member and Avis customer Bubba Bill, who believes that the second amendment is the only thing keeping America from becoming a real-life Hunger Games, "Because the rental car companies want to charge us freedom-defenders an extra fourteen bucks, it just proves that they hate America and anyone who rents cars from them also hates this country."

So let's pretend Bubba goes to a city for his mucho-macho Colt.45 convention and needs a car get around. How would he and his fellow assault-rifle carrying friends get access to transportation? The answer is that they plan on patronizing one of the fastest growing businesses, one that also supports their favorite causes.

The Kremlin Kar Kompany (KKK) is one of Russia's fastest growing car and transportation corporations. They also happen to support all the things that these gun convention attendees are looking for in a company, providing an alternative car experience for those not wanting to support the NWO and deep-state backed Hertz or Enterprise. New loyal customer Jim Bob Brister says, "I love this car business, the KKK. Me and them agree on every political issue."

Others just like the corporation's patriotism. A man standing in line for the car service told a member of the media, "after eight years of Obama, it's nice to see a company that gets behind the patriotic platform of President Trump. This company puts the country first, the country known as Mother Russia."

As long as the KKK continues to support the interests of the very Kremlin it represents, it should do very well among their main consumer base.

*Again, this was a satire and is not written to cause any harm to anyone. The Kremlin Kar Kompany is not in any way, shape or form affiliated with White Supremacy or Fascist organizations. Odyssey and I denounce any racism or radical populism that occurs in this nation*