Today in Louisville, a newlywed couple was reportedly involved in an argument over whether or not they should eat Chick Fil A for dinner. The argument raged on for nearly an hour, according to sources close to the couple. After reading the latest HuffPost article she found on Twitter, Jennifer Adams is convinced that if they eat Chick Fil A for dinner tonight, they could be branded as homophobic maniacs and become outlaws to the modern society. When asked to comment on what she thought, Jennifer had this to say, "Yea, I read that new HuffPost article on Twitter, I just really think that we can never eat Chick Fil A again, let alone tonight."

Her husband, however, Ryan Adams rolled his eyes at this, a gesture she obviously didn't enjoy. "Ryan I swear to God, we are not doing this right now" Jennifer stated.

"Oh, you'll swear to God but support the gays huh? You are so hypocritical" Ryan replied with.

After that brief exchange, there was a moment of silence in which our reporting team felt very awkward in. Our team member (who declines to let their name be known to the public) had this to say, "I think that not only you could hear a pin drop but both of them would have dove for the pen to use it as a weapon against the other."

Apparently, the argument started to heat up after a few more moments.

"This is just like that time with the spider in the corner of our living room!" Jennifer yelled at Ryan. "I wanted to keep it there because it wasn't harming anything and would help us keep bugs out!"

Ryan was taken aback but looked at our reporting team, obviously trying to rally for support. "That spider would have ventured out and bitten one of us eventually, I did us a favor," He said through gritted teeth. "And when did you forsake God? God intended us to have a chicken sandwich on six days of the week, he did not intend for same-sex couples to be on this earth."

At this point, our investigative team was very confused, especially when Ryan started yelling about Jennifer's gay brother and how he wasn't going to be allowed near their future children. Jennifer struck back with a well-aimed pathetic penis insult in which Ryan didn't recover from. It seems like in the end however, Ryan decided he would go eat Chick Fil A by himself and quote, "Jen can fend for herself."

More coverage to come as the story unfolds.