Meet my best friend Elizabeth, Elly for short, or if you're a drunk, desperate senior who is terrible at names and just wants to get laid: "Ella." Elly and I have known each other since middle school back when we both lived overseas in South Korea. Though we weren't friends until freshman year of high school, I have always admired Elly for her beauty and great fashion sense. Since freshman year, I've watched and helped Elly get over too many guys that don't deserve her. Being her best friend, she has always confided in me and sought my opinion on the guys that she has dated. In the end, most of them are trash, so I think it's time for her to finally meet someone who will treat her right.
About Elly
Age: 18
Height: 5'7"
School: University of Pittsburgh
Job: Finesser
Location: Pittsburgh
Hometown: Seoul, South Korea
Elly's Preferences:
Dogs or cats? Cats (duh).
Night owl or morning person? Night owl, for sure.
Pumpkin pie or apple pie? Pumpkin pie is the only correct answer.
Sushi or pizza? Sushi over pizza any day.
Tattoos or piercings? Tattoos. Period. No questions asked.
Never has Elly ever let herself simp over a man...because men are trash.
If there was one funny story from Elly's life that perfectly describes them as a person it's this:
Well, there are deep sleepers, and then there's Elly. One day during her math class, Elly found herself dozing off. When she had woken up, her classmates had informed her that she had slept through an entire earthquake. If that's not impressive, then I don't know what is.
Four qualities Elly is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:
1. If he doesn't have a fat dump-truck for a butt like Nicki Minaj, she doesn't want it.
2. Must be able to eat for two Elly never finishes her meals.
3. Ability to crank the Soulja Boy.
4. Keanu Reeves.
5. Cannot be under 6'9''. No exceptions. She's trying to find someone to have D1 babies with.
Want to respectfully slide into Elly's DMs? They're open here:
Instagram: @ellyblackk
Snapchat: @artsy_elizabeth