There are thousands of things in life that are better than that boy who makes you roll your eyes and get mad and swear that you're never dating again. Among those things are a cup of coffee and a good book. My fellow book lovers and caffeine fiends will agree with me here, with a little coercion. Anything is better than a boy who is going to use you, leave you, and brag to his bros at the end of it all, right?
Here's why a little coffee and a book will always be better than that boy you've been texting.
1. A book will relax you, a boy will just stress you out
Stressed? Pick up a book and drink your favorite latte. Don't want for him to text you back. And don't even think about double texting. Just read your book and drink your coffee, honey.
2. Lattes will never wake up one morning and decide they don't love you anymore
In fact, you'll enjoy spending your mornings with a latte a lot more than you will with a boy.
3. Coffee and books offer a variety
Boys come in two versions: the frat boy, or the boy who doesn't text you back. Sorry, I don't like anything plain. You can customize your latte however you want, and you can read whatever your heart desires. You can't customize that f*ckboy.
4. Neither coffee nor books will make you cry
5. You can never get enough of them
But you'll get sick of that boy real quick. Trust me. Coffee and books are forever.
6. Books give you your dream romance
Will that boy go on a picnic lunch date with you on the beach? Probs not, but you can read all about it in so many books.
7. Coffee gives you energy, versus taking the life out of you with one mess up after another
...Yep, I said it.
8. You actually enjoy finishing coffee or a good book
Yep, I said that too.
9. You want to share coffee and books with your friends
But you don't have to bring that boy home to anybody.
10. They're a nice 'Netflix and chill' alternative
11. They won't judge you, no matter your mood
Sad? Happy? Annoyed? Curl up with a book and coffee. They won't ask any dumb questions.
12. A good book and your caffeine fix will always be there for you
Especially after you ditch that f*ckboy.
What are you waiting for, ladies? Ditch him, get yourself a latte, and maybe (finally) read the Fifty Shades series.