20 Blinking Guy Tweets That Perfectly Describe My Life

20 Blinking Guy Tweets That Perfectly Describe My Life

*blinks*
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The man, the myth, the legend...the blinking man. Some might say he's their soulmate, others might say he's a comedic genius, and some might say that he's the best meme of all time. Whatever you might call him, we can all agree that this man is hilarious and his GIF is absolutely iconic. This GIF is spreading and has been used all over all social media platforms. My most personal favorites are from twitter. The blinking man GIF has accurately described my life in more ways than one.

1. Me: this test is gonna be so easy, Ima get a 100.

Test: Name______


2. Miley has the exact same face and voice as Hannah Montana.

Miley: I'm Hannah Montana.

Lilly:

3. Me: Hit me, pay for my college tuition.
Car: speeds up and actually might
Me:



4. "You're getting pulled over for going 40 above the speed limit."


5. Him: No.

Me:



6. Mary: I'm pregnant.

Joseph:

7. When you watching your favorite movie with someone and an important part comes on but you look over and the person is just on their phone...

8. Adam: This apple is great, where did you get it from?

Eve: The Forbidden tree.

Adam:

9. Me: "I'm gonna fail this exam lol."

*fails exam*

Me:


10. Me: *knows I'm ugly*

someone: you're ugly

me:


11. Me: I want to–

my bank account:

12. When ur man gets u mad so u say ur going to sleep at 6:30 p.m. and he replies with "goodnight."



13. When you're playing with your pet and they try to bite you.

14. Me: This essay is so bad.

professor: This essay is bad.

me:



15. Me: Lord, if it's not your will, tell me no.

Lord: no

me:

16. Account balance: $100.00

Me: *spends $2.91*

New account balance: $97.09

Me:



17. Me: I have so much to do, ugh.

Someone: Then get off your phone and do it.

Me:


18. Me: *unfollows someone*

them: *unfollows me back*

me:


19. When u take off a face mask and you still have acne.

20. *goes to the gym for an hour*

My body: *doesn't lose 20 pounds*

Me:

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14 Fraternity Guy Gifts Ideas, Since He Already Has Enough Beer

Frat boys are a species of their own and here are some exciting gifts they will be ecstatic to receive!

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What more do frat boys love than alcohol, partying, and just acting stupid? Here are some gifts that help fulfill all of those needs for the frat boy in your life!

1. Beer holster belt

Whats better than one beer? Six beers! This fashionable camouflage accessory can be used for tailgates, beach days, formals and everything in between.

Price: $8.49

2. Phone juul holder 

You know those cardholders everyone sticks on the back of their phones? Well, now a Juul holder for your phone is on the market! This will save your favorite frat boy from ever again losing his Juul!

Price: $10.98

3. Animal house poster 

This Animal House poster is a classic staple for any frat boy. This poster will compliment any frat house decor or lack thereof.

Price: $1.95

4. The American Fraternity book

Does the frat boy in your life need a good read for Thanksgiving or winter break? Look no farther, this will certainly keep his attention and give him a history lesson on American fraternity heritage and tradition.

Price: $28.46

5. Beer pong socks 

These snazzy socks featuring beer pong will be loved by any frat boy. As for the way to any frat boy's heart may, in fact, be beer pong.

Price: $12.00

6. Condom case

This condom carrying case will not only protect condoms from damage but also make frat boys more inclined to practice safe sex, which is a win-win situation!

Price: $9.99

7. Frat house candle

Ahhh yes, who does not like the smell of stale beer in a dark, musty frat house basement? Frat boys can make their apartment or bedroom back home smell like their favorite place with the help of this candle.

Price: $16.99

8. "Frat" sticker

Frat boys always need to make sure everyone around them knows just how "fratty" they are. This versatile stick can go on a laptop, car, water bottle, or practically anywhere their little hearts desire.

Price: $6.50

9. Natty Light t-shirt 

Even I will admit that this shirt is pretty cool. The frat boy in your life will wear this shirt at every possible moment, it is just that cool!

Price: $38.76-$41.11

10. Natty light fanny pack 

This fanny pack can absolutely be rocked by any frat boy. The built-in koozie adds a nice touch.

Price: $21.85

11. Bud Light Neon Beer Sign 

A neon beer sign will be the perfect addition to any frat boys bedroom.

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12. Beer Opener

Although most frat boys' go to beers come in cans, this bottle opener will be useful for those special occasions when they buy nicer bottled beers.

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13. Frat House Dr. Sign

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Forget stealing random street signs, with this gift frat boys no longer have to do so.

14. Beer Lights 

Lights are an essential for any party and these will surely light up even the lamest parties.

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It's Only November, DO NOT Cue The Christmas Music

"Why are people so quick to switch gears from October 31... to November 1st?"

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As I write this article it is early November. Crazy how we are already into November. For those of you who have two different personalities from Halloween to November 1, this is for you. Do not cue Christmas music in early November.

November is a really beautiful month if you take the time to appreciate it. Leaves continue to change, the temperature starts to drop, which means more coffee and hot chocolate! The NJEA convention is in early November, if you're an educator, future one, or if you're a current student, you are off these days, and of course, everyone is off for Thanksgiving. A time to celebrate what we are thankful for with our friends and family. Tables full of hot soups to warm our chilly bodies, turkey, creamy mashed potatoes, stuffing, sweet cranberry sauce, an array of pies and desserts, you name it.

So why are people so quick to switch gears from October 31, a time to dress up, trick or treat and attend Halloween parties, to November 1st, a time that has become all about Black Friday and Christmas? We've lost the meaning of Thanksgiving. In my opinion, stores should not be open on Thanksgiving Day. As mentioned it's a day to spend with family. You can shop for those best deals and stand in line for hours the following day and days leading up to Christmas.

We live in a time where everyone is busy with their own lives and family, and it's difficult to get together with everyone's schedules. So on Thanksgiving, it's the perfect time to surround yourself with family and friends, enjoying a meal together, counting your blessings, showing gratitude and appreciation, and catching up on everyone's lives. Truly a day of Thanksgiving!

So I encourage all of you to prepare for Thanksgiving and focus on family, friends, and gratitude. Next time someone talks about Black Friday or Christmas before Thanksgiving, stand your ground, make your voice and the holiday of Thanksgiving be heard.

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