20 Thoughts You've Had While Waiting For Beyoncé's New Album To Drop
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20 Thoughts You've Had While Waiting For Beyoncé's New Album To Drop

Baby, I swear it's déjà vu.

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20 Thoughts You've Had While Waiting For Beyoncé's New Album To Drop

It happened... The release and performance of her new single, the recently discovered unlisted YouTube music videos, the announcement of her new tour, and her HBO special? Only Bey knows when her blessings will rain upon us, and during this dark time here's what the Beyhive was thinking:

1. "OK ladies, now let's get in formation."

Just gonna watch the, "Formation," music video one more time. Just for good measure.

2. "What is that?"

*Looks up Beyonce and sees the new album speculation*

3. "But... When?"

Like seriously, when?

4. "So much for sleep."

Smile through the pain. Just keep smiling. That's what Bey would do.

5. "I really don't think I can handle this."

This isn't fair.

6. "Maybe if I refresh the page..."

Please, just this once. Like, just this one time.

7. "Nope, refreshing didn't work."

All hope is gone.

8. "Just. Stay. On. Google.

50 percent anxious and 50 percent salty. Looking at you, Google search results.

9. "Oh. My. God."

*Two weeks later and still no album*

10. "Bey, why you gotta do this again?"

Literally Bey, not right now.

11. "Never mind, I can't stay mad at you."

Just look at that cute little face.

12. "Maybe she's sneaky and it's on Tidal."

It's probably on Tidal. Should I get Tidal? I'm going to buy Tidal. Where's my wallet?

13. "Why does this hurt so much?"

*Stress eats*

14. "Is the pain worth it?"

Yes. Absolutely worth it.

15. "Wait, HBO Special?"

What.

16. "It's finally here."

Bey, take my pain away.

17. "Oh. My. God."

Lemonade. Lemonade. Lemonade. Lemonade.

18. "I am so ready for this jelly."

Actually, I am beyond ready for this jelly.

19. "Beyhive unite!"

No, really, thank you. Like, really.

20. "Well, time to get ready."

"Let's go get 'em."

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