As someone who typically looks for things to excite me every month, I've finally run out of good things. So, since 2020 hit me now, here's the 2020 version of the best things about the next 30 days...
Still being Stuck Inside
After all, nothing is better than never leaving the house.
Halfway through the Semester
This is the really fun time when you have an exam or essay due every other day, probably like fourteen days in a row.
Mercury goes into Retrograde
Even if you don't follow astrology at all, you've probably heard about all the wonderful things about mercury in retrograde, like important miscommunications and everyday necessities failing.
Halloween Parties
If you go to a Halloween party, you're a jerk and you don't care about anyone. If you don't, then Halloween might as well not even happen this year.
The Election
Even TikTok is no longer a safe space from politics. It's so fun to be bombarded by ads and opinions you hate from everyone you know.
The Aftermath of the Election
No matter who wins, we all know protests and riots are about to go down. "Unprecedented times" really are the best.
I hope you all enjoy the next 30 days as much I plan to, with a big bowl of popcorn.