Which grocery store should I shop at?

Which Grocery Store You Should Shop At, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

It is an important choice and everyone has their bias.

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Where you shop says a lot about you:

1.Trader Joe's - Best for: Aquarius, Pisces

Trader Joe's is the best grocery store out there. They have the tendency to be a little more expensive, but that comes with all of the best grocery stores. They are vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, and organic friendly. They have a ton of their own brand food selections and an extensive produce section. It is so easy to be able to find the most healthy options at this Hawaiian-themed store.

Aquarius and Pisces are friendly and thrive on being different and unique, just like Trader Joe's.

2. Whole Foods - Best for: Sagittarius, Libra, Pisces, Aquarius

Whole Foods is known for being expensive and having some questionable choices, but all-in-all they are vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, and organic friendly. They are your local liberal grocery store that makes everyone feel very granola. Not to mention their coffee shop, bakery, smoothies, gelato, mochi, macaroons, sushi bar, and breakfast, lunch, and dinner buffet.

Whole Foods is for the adventurous, REI loving, granola, plant-based diet hoes who love everyone on Earth and thrive on traveling, just like those four zodiac signs.

3. Harris Teeter - Best for: Scorpio, Aries, Leo, Capricorn

Harris Teeter is your local bougie grocery store for all the rich kids. It is beautiful on the inside and has grade A free cookies and samples scattered around the store. Expensive, but really nice, especially if you are a VIC card member.

Harris Teeter and their bougie superiority and perception of believing they have the best are completely right. Their staff has the best work ethic and customer service, so those who have that idea of new, modern outlooks should shop here.

4. Publix - Best for: Capricorn, Virgo, Leo, Scorpio, Taurus

The new Harris Teeter: bougie, fresh, and has literally everything. It has the Whole Foods selection with a Harris Teeter vibe. They also have kitchen supplies.

Same thing as the Harris Teeter shoppers except better.

5. The Fresh Market - Best for: Virgo, Libra, Cancer

This is the off-brand, but a more expensive version of Whole Foods. They have the same granola aesthetic but less healthy options. Still good, especially the bakery.

It's for those people who want to shop at Whole Foods but think Whole Foods is politically wrong. And think they are doing a service to the world by avoiding Whole Foods but still continue shopping at its long lost twin.

6. ALDI  - best for: Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Gemini

ALDI is a hard one for me. I really don't like ALDI because it doesn't have the best selection and variety, but it is really, really cheap. The fact that you need a quarter for a cart is strange and just odd. But sure, whatever, people like them. I'd say it is best for college students and I think ALDI is essential for people who enjoy extreme couponing and living on a budget.


ALDI is for those who are broke, want to be unique, but are also still kind of afraid of what others think of them. Friendly, loving, and don't mind being kind and paying for the bill.

7. Costco - Best for: Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius

It really sucks to not have a membership to Costco, especially when you could live off of one cheap trip for almost a month since everything is in bulk. They also have brands people have never ever heard of and tons of samples available. They have the best selection of vitamins too.

Costco is for the materialistic adventurers.

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14 Stages Of Buying Jonas Brothers Concert Tickets As A 20-Something In 2019

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In case you missed it, the Jonas Brothers are back together and, let me tell you, they're giving us some major jams. For those of us who were there when it all began back in 2007 with their first album, It's About Time, this has been one of the most important events of the year. But nothing, and I mean nothing can rival the excitement every twenty-something felt as the Jonas Brothers announced their Happiness Begins tour. I, for one, put my name in for ticket presale, have been following every single social media site related to the tour/group, and, of course, listening to the Jonas Brothers on repeat. And if you did manage to snag tickets, then you know that this is how your brain has been ever since they announced the tour.

1. Finding out that they're going on tour

2. Hopefully entering your name into the lottery to get presale tickets

3. Finding out that you actually get to buy presale tickets

4. Impatiently waiting for your presale tickets by listening to their songs on repeat

5. And remembering how obsessed you used to be (definitely still are) with them

6. Trying to coordinate the squad to go to the concert with you

7. Waiting in the Ticketmaster waiting room...

8. ...And feeling super frantic/frustrated because there are about 2000 people in line in front of you

9. Actually getting into the site to buy the tickets

10. Frantically trying to find seats you can actually pay for because, let's be real, you're twenty-something and poor

11. Managing to actually get the seats you want

12. Joyfully letting your squad know that you've done it

13. Crying a little because all of the dreams you've had since 2007 are coming true

14. Listening to every single Jonas Brothers song on repeat (again)

If you, like me, have finally fulfilled one of your dreams since childhood, then congrats, my friend! We've made it! Honestly, of all the things I've done in my adult life, this might be the one that child me is the most proud of.

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Severus Snape Is The Worst, And Here's Why

Albus Severus, sweetie, I'm so sorry...

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I grew up being absolutely obsessed with the Harry Potter franchise. I read the books for the first time in second and third grade, then again in middle school, and for the third time in my last year of high school. Recently, I had a somewhat heated argument with a fellow fan of the books about Severus Snape. As I've reread the Harry Potter books, I've noticed that, although J.K. Rowling tried to give him a redemption arc, he only got worse because of it. Here's why I still think Severus Snape is the absolute worst.

His love for Lily Potter was actually really creepy. When I was younger and reading the books, I always found the fact that he held fast in his love for Lily to be very endearing, even noble. However, rereading it after going through a couple of relationships myself, I've come to realize that the way he pined over her was super creepy. It was understandable during his time at Hogwarts; he was bullied, and she was the only one who "understood" him. However, she showed zero interest, and if that didn't clue him into realizing that he should back off, her involvement with James Potter should have. She was married. He was pining after a married, happy woman. If he truly loved her, he would have realized how happy she was and backed off. Instead, he took it out on her orphan son and wallowed in bitterness and self-pity, which is creepy and extremely uncool. When a girl is kind to a boy during high school (or in this case, wizard school), it's not an open invitation for him to pine for her for the literal rest of his life and romanticizes the absolute @#$% out of her. It's just her being a decent person. Move on, Severus.

He verbally abused teenagers. One of the most shocking examples of this is in The Prisoner of Azkaban when Snape literally told Neville Longbottom that he would kill his beloved toad, Trevor if he got his Shrinking Potion wrong, and then punished him when he managed to make the potion correctly. Furthermore, poor Neville's boggart was literally Snape. The amount of emotional torture Neville must have been enduring from Snape to create this type of debilitating fear must have been almost unbearable, and even if Snape was simply trying to be a "tough" professor, there is no excuse for creating an atmosphere of hostility and fear like he did in his potions class for vulnerable students like Neville. In addition, he ruthlessly tormented Harry (the last living piece of Lily Potter, his supposed "true love," btw), and made fun of Hermione Granger's appearance. Sure, he might have had a terrible life. However, it's simply a mark of poor character to take it out on others, especially when the people you take it out on are your vulnerable students who have no power to stand up to you. Grow up.

He willingly joined a terrorist group and helped them perform genocide and reign over the wizarding world with terror tactics for a couple of decades. No explanation needed as to why this is terrible.

Despite the constant romanticization of his character, I will always see the core of Severus Snape, and that core is a bitter, slimy, genocidal, manipulative trash being. J.K. Rowling's attempt to redeem him only threw obsessive and controlling traits into the mix. Snape is the absolute worst, and romanticizing him only removes criticism of an insane man who just so happened to be capable of love (just like the vast majority of the rest of us). Thank you, next.

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