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28 Things You And Your Best Friend Say If You're Way Too Close

Being best friends is awesome, but if you're way too close, things can get weird.

Emma Rikas

Jun 26, 2018

Shippensburg University

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28 Things You And Your Best Friend Say If You're Way Too Close

Emma Rikas

Being best friends comes with perks. Sometimes it means you say really weird things to each other without a second thought.

Does this look weird?

I know you're taking a shower, but I really have to pee, so I'm coming in.

Wanna crawl into my bed?

Can you stop dying, please?

No.

Tell Mom and Dad I say hi!

Or Mom and Dad say hi.

OMG! Look at how good my boobs look right now!

What boobs?

Does my butt look good?

What butt?

If we're single at 40, we're getting married, right?

Insert any joke or pun about being the other's boyfriend here

Can I color on your face?

This actually happened. She wanted to do my make up.

Sees small child or baby of any kind I need one! Can we get one?

The answer is always yes.

I'm not going to finish this. Do you want the ...

*is already eating it*

I'm getting into your bed.

That means you move over to accommodate the second human in your bed.

Wait, what? I zoned out while you were talking.

Don't look, my boobs are out.

That's my butt. Don't touch it.

Takes toy off shelf in toy aisle No, put that down.

Stand up, we're in public.

She throws tantrums in Walmart when I tell her to put the toy she wanted down.

Casually fights over who is Ross and Rachel and Tim and Faith in our relationship.

I'm saying it here for the record, and off the record, I am both Rachel and Faith! She is Ross and Tim!

Are you broken?

Yes.

Are you stupid?

Also, yes.

You're the reason I have no friends.

Comes back from the trash room Your family says hi!

You haven't seen insert almost anything iconic? Who are you? How are we even friends?

How old are you?

Our usual go to is 7.

I love you!

I hate you!

Just another way we say I love you!

You're my person!

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Being best friends is awesome, but if you're way too close, things can get weird.

Does this look weird?

I know you're taking a shower, but I really have to pee, so I'm coming in.

Wanna crawl into my bed?

Can you stop dying, please?

Tell Mom and Dad I say hi!

OMG! Look at how good my boobs look right now!

Does my butt look good?

If we're single at 40, we're getting married, right?

*Insert any joke or pun about being the other's boyfriend here*

Can I color on your face?

*Sees small child or baby of any kind* I need one! Can we get one?

I'm not going to finish this. Do you want the ...

I'm getting into your bed.

Wait, what? I zoned out while you were talking.

Don't look, my boobs are out.

That's my butt. Don't touch it.

*Takes toy off shelf in toy aisle* No, put that down.

Stand up, we're in public.

*Casually fights over who is Ross and Rachel and Tim and Faith in our relationship.*

Are you broken?

Are you stupid?

You're the reason I have no friends.

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I love you!

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You're my person!

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18. What makes you the most nervous in life?

19. What's the best gift you have ever received?

20. What do you do to relax/have fun?

21. What are your priorities at this phase of your life?

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There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

A bad day at the lake is still better than a good day not at the lake.

You know the best beaches and coves to go to.

You have no patience for the guy who can't back his trailer into the water right.

Doing the friendly wave to every boat you pass.

The cooler is always packed, mostly with beer.

Giving the idiot who goes 30 in a "No Wake Zone" a piece of your mind.

You have no problem with peeing in the water.

You know the frustration of getting your anchor stuck.

Watching in awe at the bigger, better boats that pass by.

Knowing any swimsuit that you own with white in it is best left for the pool or the ocean.

The momentary fear for your life as you get launched from the tube.

You're able to go to the restaurants by the water wearing minimal clothing.

Insert any joke or pun about being the other's boyfriend here

Sees small child or baby of any kind I need one! Can we get one?

Takes toy off shelf in toy aisle No, put that down.

Casually fights over who is Ross and Rachel and Tim and Faith in our relationship.

Comes back from the trash room Your family says hi!

You haven't seen insert almost anything iconic? Who are you? How are we even friends?

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