These 8 Chick-Fil-A Sauces Foreshadow What Deadly Sin Will Send You Straight To Hell

These 8 Chick-Fil-A Sauces Foreshadow What Deadly Sin Will Send You Straight To Hell

Who knew sauce and sin could line up so well?
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While eating your delicious Christian chicken any day but Sunday, do you ever wonder what your favorite type of Chick-fil-A sauce says about you? Did you know that your favorite sauce can tell you which of the Seven Deadly Sins you most relate to? Are you now wondering how I can tell so much about you from a sauce preference? Well, even if you weren't, I bet you are now!

1. Chick-fil-A Sauce: Pride

If your favorite sauce is Chick-fil-A's very own sauce, you take a lot of pride in yourself. Chick-fil-A decided to literally make its own sauce, and you take inspiration from that. Why rely on others if you can just do it yourself, ya know

2. Polynesian Sauce: Greed

If you like Polynesian sauce, you want it all. Why only have sweet when you can have sour and tangy, too? I'm glad you've found it in a sauce because life isn't going to be that easy.

3. Honey Mustard Sauce: Envy

Compared to the self-branded Chick-fil-A sauce, Honey Mustard can seem rather simple. Maybe you, like your favorite sauce, are feeling envious of others (maybe better, maybe not) too. Don't fret... if there's a place in Chick-fil-A's sauce lineup for Honey Mustard, there's a place in this world for you!

4. Garlic and Herb Ranch Sauce: Wrath

Now, I don't know how much garlic and herb are actually in this sauce, but either way, if this favorite sauce, you must have a lot of wrath against others. Your garlic-y breath will keep others at a distance, for sure.

5. Zesty Buffalo Sauce: Gluttony

If your favorite Chick-fil-A sauce is Zesty Buffalo, you just can't seem to get away from the chicken wings, can you? Not only do you like them in wing form, but now you put the sauce on chicken nuggets and sandwiches, too? Your obsessive nature is a little questionable, but you do you.

6. Barbeque Sauce: Sloth

If you think Chick-fil-A's best sauce is barbeque sauce, you're probably synonymous to a sloth. Out of all the sauces you choose from, you pick the sauce that every other store has. You're either too lazy or scared to venture out and explore all the wonderful options that Chick-fil-A - and life - offer you! Get out there and explore!

7. Sweet and Spicy Sriracha Sauce: Lust

Since you like Sriracha sauce, you obviously need some spice in your life. You're constantly seeking intensity in everything you do, whether it be hobbies or relationships. You know what you want and by golly, you'll do anything to get it.

8. Ketchup: NOTHING

You suffer from NOTHING. You are perfect in your simplicity. Everyone loves you.

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8 Reasons Girls Who Love Tequila Are Better

Because if she can handle tequila, she can handle you too.
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There are all kinds of alcohol stereotypes out there but the one associated with tequila is probably the worst: tequila makes you crazy. But if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that women who drink tequila are one-of-a-kind.

Whether it's loving or fighting, you'll never find anyone who does it better than a girl who just straight up loves tequila, and here are a few reasons why that is.

1. She's independent

A girl who drinks tequila is probably the same girl who has absolutely no problem telling it like it is. She knows what she wants and goes after it.

2. She doesn't care what you or anyone else thinks

Oh, you have a problem with me taking shots and having a good time? Well, get over it! Bartender, a shot with salt and a lime please!

3. Always dancing

Tequila is an 'upper' so instead of sitting at the bar doing nothing, let's dance! Let's get moving!

4. There is never a dull moment

Speaking of dancing, a girl who drinks tequila is always down for a good time. Whether it's going on an adventure or seeing who can take the most shots, a tequila girl is always down to party.

5. While everyone else is starting to get sleepy, she has all the energy

Like I said, tequila is an 'upper' so while the other girls at the bar are starting to feel groggy and sad, she's all over the place having fun and partying on the dancefloor.

6. She's stronger than the girl crying over a vodka cranberry at the bar.

Sad over a breakup? Don't go for the vodka... Tequila will make you feel better in no time! Plus you can challenge the hot guys at the bar to a shot taking contest.

7. Tequila is healthy for you

Tequila is a probiotic, so some tequila a day keeps the doctor away. Yay for shots!

8. She can hold her own when it comes to alcohol

Any girl who can shoot some shots at the bar all day and night can handle alcohol, which means she can handle herself too. You won't have to deal with her constant breakdowns and mood swings because she will be too busy ordering more shots.

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A Saturday In The Life Of A Freshman

Welcome to Darty Season

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Have you ever had a more stereotypical freshman's Saturday than my friends Maddie, Lauren, Jocelyn, Meg, Barbara, and I? Keep reading to see a packed day in darty season from a freshman's point of view.

9:00 am

My alarm that I meant to set for the day before goes off. I begrudgingly roll over, and turn it off, falling back asleep.

10:00 am

I finally wake up, roll, or jump, out of my lofted bed, grab my laptop, and do a little studying for my exam on Monday -- there's no time for that later today, so I've gotta get some of it done then.

10:30 am

Shower. Pick an outfit. Brush teeth. Makeup. Pack a bag of extra clothes.

12:00 pm

I walked downstairs to the lobby to meet two of my friends who were gonna walk with me to Tutweiler Hall.

12:30 pm

My friends and I at the fundraising event

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We arrived at Tut, met our friends, then left to go to a philantropy event at Sig Tau sponsored by B+, an organization that assists the families of children diagnosed with cancer. Their burgers and fries were top notch.

2:30 pm

The Hackberrys, a band comprised of UA students, played the event. We left to go back to Tut after a few songs.

3:00 pm

We finally got back at Tut, changed clothes, listened to music, hung out.

3:45 pm

We *finally* left for Pike (sorry mom!). You know how long it takes five girls to get ready, so don't act so shocked.

4:10 pm

Myself, super escstatic about having to wait in a mob of people to get in

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Have you ever arrived to a frat when it's at capacity? Yeah, around 100 screaming girls were shoving to get into the darty. It was an experience like no other, but eventually, we made our way in. It may have been in groups of two, and we definitely lost a girl to the crowd (she's fine!), but we made it.

6:30 pm

After dancing on an elevated surface or two, walking in circles around their courtyard, watching an active climb into a basketball goal, and waiting in a way-too-long line for the restroom, we decided to go back to Tut.

6:45 pm

We definitely made a stop to grab a snack or two on our way back to Tut.

7:15 pm

After realizing that none of the parties at night were gonna start until around 10 pm, we decided to watch some random YouTube videos and Netflix to pass the time. There was also another stop for snacks at the infamous Julia's on the first floor of Tut.

9:30 pm

My third outfit change of the day. We decided to leave Tut for frat row for the third time that day, too. I wanna say my total steps for the day was around 17,000? It was a lot.

10:00 pm

Best view in the house (Myself on the left, Maddie on the right)

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We got to Sigma Pi as the party was just starting to build up. Their band room was filled within the hour, and they had a pretty good DJ. Although the active yelling at me and my friend to get off the stage was no fun.

11:00 pm

Have you ever faked out a frat boy with a soccer ball? Well, now I can say I have.

12:00 am

After someone pulled the fire alarm on Sigma Pi, we decided to walk back to Tut.

12:45 am

My two Ragecrest friends and I decided to take the bus back because, after the stretch to and from frat row three times, we had no more walking left in us.

1:00 am

Canes chicken tenders. Enough said. It's the way to end a night.

It was a very packed, but very fun and eventful day. We pretty much hit all the spring semester stereotypes: walking along and to frat row, going to a darty, going to a frat party, going to a philanthropy event, and more. As crazy as the day was, I highly recommend trying a day like this once because you won't forget it!

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