These 8 Chick-Fil-A Sauces Foreshadow What Deadly Sin Will Send You Straight To Hell

These 8 Chick-Fil-A Sauces Foreshadow What Deadly Sin Will Send You Straight To Hell

Who knew sauce and sin could line up so well?
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While eating your delicious Christian chicken any day but Sunday, do you ever wonder what your favorite type of Chick-fil-A sauce says about you? Did you know that your favorite sauce can tell you which of the Seven Deadly Sins you most relate to? Are you now wondering how I can tell so much about you from a sauce preference? Well, even if you weren't, I bet you are now!

1. Chick-fil-A Sauce: Pride

If your favorite sauce is Chick-fil-A's very own sauce, you take a lot of pride in yourself. Chick-fil-A decided to literally make its own sauce, and you take inspiration from that. Why rely on others if you can just do it yourself, ya know

2. Polynesian Sauce: Greed

If you like Polynesian sauce, you want it all. Why only have sweet when you can have sour and tangy, too? I'm glad you've found it in a sauce because life isn't going to be that easy.

3. Honey Mustard Sauce: Envy

Compared to the self-branded Chick-fil-A sauce, Honey Mustard can seem rather simple. Maybe you, like your favorite sauce, are feeling envious of others (maybe better, maybe not) too. Don't fret... if there's a place in Chick-fil-A's sauce lineup for Honey Mustard, there's a place in this world for you!

4. Garlic and Herb Ranch Sauce: Wrath

Now, I don't know how much garlic and herb are actually in this sauce, but either way, if this favorite sauce, you must have a lot of wrath against others. Your garlic-y breath will keep others at a distance, for sure.

5. Zesty Buffalo Sauce: Gluttony

If your favorite Chick-fil-A sauce is Zesty Buffalo, you just can't seem to get away from the chicken wings, can you? Not only do you like them in wing form, but now you put the sauce on chicken nuggets and sandwiches, too? Your obsessive nature is a little questionable, but you do you.

6. Barbeque Sauce: Sloth

If you think Chick-fil-A's best sauce is barbeque sauce, you're probably synonymous to a sloth. Out of all the sauces you choose from, you pick the sauce that every other store has. You're either too lazy or scared to venture out and explore all the wonderful options that Chick-fil-A - and life - offer you! Get out there and explore!

7. Sweet and Spicy Sriracha Sauce: Lust

Since you like Sriracha sauce, you obviously need some spice in your life. You're constantly seeking intensity in everything you do, whether it be hobbies or relationships. You know what you want and by golly, you'll do anything to get it.

8. Ketchup: NOTHING

You suffer from NOTHING. You are perfect in your simplicity. Everyone loves you.

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10 Things People Who Addictively Drink Diet Coke Are Sick Of Hearing

In tribute to the most wonderful beverage in the world during my attempt to detox.
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Hi I'm Katie, and I'm a Diet Coke-aholic. It's been 28 days, 22 hours, 2 minutes, and a handful of seconds since my last Diet Coke and I think I'm going to die. I'm not kidding — I've had dreams about the stuff, it's bad guys. I figured with the new year I would try and be healthier. I said I would give up Diet Coke for a year, a whole year. So when I found myself sitting in my room missing the feeling of drinking a nice cold Diet Coke I couldn't help but reminisce on all of the super annoying things people say about my "addiction."

1. It'll cause cancer

The original study that “firmly concluded" that Diet Coke “definitely causes cancer" was done by Italian researchers where they overfed almost 2,000 rats aspartame (the main sweetener in diet soda) at a rate and concentration that no human being would ever likely consume. So although a link was found between aspartame dosage and cancer in rats a similar study on humans confirmed no link between the two. Maybe they'll find something in the future, but right now I get to drink my can guilt free. Science.


2. You know, Diet Coke won't make you skinny

I haven't been to the gym since October. Trust me, honey, I'm not drinking the stuff for the health benefits. I'm drinking it for the delicious taste.


3. Have you ever thought about cutting back a little?

No.


4. Have you ever thought about swapping it out for seltzer water or something else?

No. Seriously? Are you kidding me? Please stop suggesting stupid things.


5. Put the bottle down!

Some people think that it's a problem. I think that it's a solution.


6. Diet Coke is actually worse for you than regular Coke.

Ok cool. Thanks, doc.


7. Do you know how much money you're probably spending?

No, and I don't want to find out. I have been successfully avoiding the answer to this since 2010.


8. All that soda will impact your mood.

You're damn right it will. If I'm stressed, or sad, or angry — you name it, a Diet Coke is guaranteed to make me smile. So thank you for pointing this out because yes, Diet Coke does affect my mood.


9. The sugar will rot your teeth

a) It's the carbonation, not the sugar that rots your teeth b) I brush my teeth and practice other oral hygiene regardless so I think I'm OK.


10. You have a problem.

Yeah, it's you. I am fully aware that I drink more Diet Coke than some people but I'm OK with that.


Despite all of the nonsense people insist on talking to me about I will always have a special place in my heart for Diet Coke. See you in 2017, my love.

Cover Image Credit: Coca-Cola Co.

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Iced Coffee Lovers Everywhere, Dunkin Over Starbucks

The smarter and cheaper decision when it comes to your morning cup of iced joe.

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I am an avid lover of coffee, no matter if it's from local coffee shops or corporate coffee shops. I normally only go to big coffee places such as Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks as part of my morning routine, and I've realized that one of them cannot compare to the other when it comes to iced coffee. Even though both places sell the same thing, they do not taste or cost the same whatsoever.

Dunkin Donuts is way better than Starbucks, and here are a few reasons why:

Dunkin is way cheaper.

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When you go to Starbucks, the smallest size they have can cost you anywhere from $3 to $5. At Dunkin, you can get a large iced coffee for only $3, they way coffee should be price.

The drinks are easier to pronounce.

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I get so confused when trying to order at Starbucks, so I feel like a lot of people do. A venti grande frapp-what with what in it?? Dunkin is so simple with normal sizes and coffees.

Less wait time!

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Everybody and their mother decides to go to Starbucks at the same time because, let's be honest, it's Starbucks and people want that brand in their hand. Dunkin never makes you wait more than five minutes for your food or drink and you make it on time to work or class.

Don't get me wrong, both places are great in their own way, but when you're a broke college student who needs to be awake for 22 out of the 24 hours of the day, Dunkin Donuts is your best friend. Most of them are open for 24 hours while Starbucks closes at the early time of 9 p.m.

As a college student, you spent endless hours studying and doing homework the night before it's due because of your procrastination. You need a good iced coffee to keep you going, and Dunkin Donuts is always there for you at any time. The taste, the food, the packaging of Dunkin Donuts: amazing, incredible, no one can compare. It's what keeps America on the go.

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