These 8 Chick-Fil-A Sauces Foreshadow What Deadly Sin Will Send You Straight To Hell

These 8 Chick-Fil-A Sauces Foreshadow What Deadly Sin Will Send You Straight To Hell

Who knew sauce and sin could line up so well?
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While eating your delicious Christian chicken any day but Sunday, do you ever wonder what your favorite type of Chick-fil-A sauce says about you? Did you know that your favorite sauce can tell you which of the Seven Deadly Sins you most relate to? Are you now wondering how I can tell so much about you from a sauce preference? Well, even if you weren't, I bet you are now!

1. Chick-fil-A Sauce: Pride

If your favorite sauce is Chick-fil-A's very own sauce, you take a lot of pride in yourself. Chick-fil-A decided to literally make its own sauce, and you take inspiration from that. Why rely on others if you can just do it yourself, ya know

2. Polynesian Sauce: Greed

If you like Polynesian sauce, you want it all. Why only have sweet when you can have sour and tangy, too? I'm glad you've found it in a sauce because life isn't going to be that easy.

3. Honey Mustard Sauce: Envy

Compared to the self-branded Chick-fil-A sauce, Honey Mustard can seem rather simple. Maybe you, like your favorite sauce, are feeling envious of others (maybe better, maybe not) too. Don't fret... if there's a place in Chick-fil-A's sauce lineup for Honey Mustard, there's a place in this world for you!

4. Garlic and Herb Ranch Sauce: Wrath

Now, I don't know how much garlic and herb are actually in this sauce, but either way, if this favorite sauce, you must have a lot of wrath against others. Your garlic-y breath will keep others at a distance, for sure.

5. Zesty Buffalo Sauce: Gluttony

If your favorite Chick-fil-A sauce is Zesty Buffalo, you just can't seem to get away from the chicken wings, can you? Not only do you like them in wing form, but now you put the sauce on chicken nuggets and sandwiches, too? Your obsessive nature is a little questionable, but you do you.

6. Barbeque Sauce: Sloth

If you think Chick-fil-A's best sauce is barbeque sauce, you're probably synonymous to a sloth. Out of all the sauces you choose from, you pick the sauce that every other store has. You're either too lazy or scared to venture out and explore all the wonderful options that Chick-fil-A - and life - offer you! Get out there and explore!

7. Sweet and Spicy Sriracha Sauce: Lust

Since you like Sriracha sauce, you obviously need some spice in your life. You're constantly seeking intensity in everything you do, whether it be hobbies or relationships. You know what you want and by golly, you'll do anything to get it.

8. Ketchup: NOTHING

You suffer from NOTHING. You are perfect in your simplicity. Everyone loves you.

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​An Open Letter To The People Who Don’t Tip Their Servers

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Dear Person Who Has No Idea How Much The 0 In The “Tip:" Line Matters,

I want to by asking you a simple question: Why?

Is it because you can't afford it? Is it because you are blind to the fact that the tip you leave is how the waiter/waitress serving you is making their living? Is it because you're just lazy and you “don't feel like it"?

Is it because you think that, while taking care of not only your table but at least three to five others, they took too long bringing you that side of ranch dressing? Or is it just because you're unaware that as a server these people make $2.85 an hour plus TIPS?

The average waiter/waitress is only supposed to be paid $2.13 an hour plus tips according to the U.S. Department of Labor.

That then leaves the waiter/waitress with a paycheck with the numbers **$0.00** and the words “Not a real paycheck." stamped on it. Therefore these men and women completely rely on the tips they make during the week to pay their bills.

So, with that being said, I have a few words for those of you who are ignorant enough to leave without leaving a few dollars in the “tip:" line.

Imagine if you go to work, the night starts off slow, then almost like a bomb went off the entire workplace is chaotic and you can't seem to find a minute to stop and breathe, let alone think about what to do next.

Imagine that you are helping a total of six different groups of people at one time, with each group containing two to 10 people.

Imagine that you are working your ass off to make sure that these customers have the best experience possible. Then you cash them out, you hand them a pen and a receipt, say “Thank you so much! It was a pleasure serving you, have a great day!"

Imagine you walk away to attempt to start one of the 17 other things you need to complete, watch as the group you just thanked leaves, and maybe even wave goodbye.

Imagine you are cleaning up the mess that they have so kindly left behind, you look down at the receipt and realize there's a sad face on the tip line of a $24.83 bill.

Imagine how devastated you feel knowing that you helped these people as much as you could just to have them throw water on the fire you need to complete the night.

Now, realize that whenever you decide not to tip your waitress, this is nine out of 10 times what they go through. I cannot stress enough how important it is for people to realize that this is someone's profession — whether they are a college student, a single mother working their second job of the day, a new dad who needs to pay off the loan he needed to take out to get a safer car for his child, your friend, your mom, your dad, your sister, your brother, you.

If you cannot afford to tip, do not come out to eat. If you cannot afford the three alcoholic drinks you gulped down, plus your food and a tip do not come out to eat.

If you cannot afford the $10 wings that become half-off on Tuesdays plus that water you asked for, do not come out to eat.

If you cannot see that the person in front of you is working their best to accommodate you, while trying to do the same for the other five tables around you, do not come out to eat. If you cannot realize that the man or woman in front of you is a real person, with their own personal lives and problems and that maybe these problems have led them to be the reason they are standing in front of you, then do not come out to eat.

As a server myself, it kills me to see the people around me being deprived of the money that they were supposed to earn. It kills me to see the three dollars you left on a $40 bill. It kills me that you cannot stand to put yourself in our shoes — as if you're better than us. I wonder if you realize that you single-handedly ruined part of our nights.

I wonder if maybe one day you will be in our shoes, and I hope to God no one treats you how you have treated us. But if they do, then maybe you'll realize how we felt when you left no tip after we gave you our time.

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My Strange Obsession: Bibibop Addition

I am obsessed with Bibibop.

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I am obsessed with Bibibop.

Sounds strange, right? But it's true.

For those of you who have never had the opportunity to experience Bibibop, Bibibop is an Asian Grill set up similar to Chipotle. You're able to go down the line of food, choosing a base (always go with the purple rice), hot toppings (they all slap), protein (the tofu is to die for), some cold toppings (a great way to try kale for the first time), and a sauce (if you don't get the Yum Yum sauce, you're weird.)

And, let me tell you, the final product is always delicious.

I hadn't been introduced to Bibibop until this past year, but once I tried it for the first time, I never looked back. Now I am constantly craving the taste of the Yum Yum sauce. I usually hit up Bibibop once every two weeks, but if I was rich, I would probably eat it every other day.

Though, admittedly, the prices are pretty good. And they celebrate meatless Mondays with 20% off to anyone who doesn't get meat in their bowl.

Plus, it's pretty healthy. Unlike most restaurants, like Chipotle, where your somewhat healthy meal can instantly become bad for you with the addition of something on the menu, Bibibop's entire menu provides nutritional value and offers gluten-free and vegan options.

Basically, Bibibop is the most underrated and most delicious restaurant in the world, which is why my obsession with it runs so deep. Although I would usually admit that obsessions are unhealthy, I think this one might be okay.

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