While the rest of the world hates Mondays, it is your favorite day of the week.
Some may say it is solely because of Ben Higgins, but I believe the show itself has an indescribable addictive factor. That is, only the strong can defeat their other competitors fighting for love.
However, I am not one of those people, I think The Bachelor is great.
After actually contemplating reassembling my schedule in order to be home in time for The Bachelor, I realized my problem.
Whether you can admit it or not, you may be Bachelor obsessed, and here are the signs to decide whether you're totally addicted to this show:
You Will Not Be Bothered On Monday Nights
Homework can wait, it is time for The Bachelor. Your friends know better than to bother you from 6-8 p.m., but who I am kidding, your friends will be watching it, too.
You Develop Unrealistic Expectations Of Dating
Where is the hot tub? Where is the helicopter? Besides the elaborate dates, where are the other Ben Higgins of the world?
Chris Harrison Is Your Idol
You believe he could find a match for anyone, because would you really still be single with him around?
Pulling "A Lace" Is Now A Real Thing For You
You are using contestants as insults towards real people and saying things like, "Don't Lace it up." That's normal, right?
Getting Your Bachelor Bracket Right Each Week
You know enough about it, why not prove it?
You Advocate For The Fact That The Show Is NOT Fake
Real love exists, and television is real, don't be fooled otherwise. Look at those tears. There is no way those are fake.
Each Week You Are Craving More
The preview for next week is enough to keep The Bachelor on your mind until next Monday, only furthering your addiction.
In any case, The Bachelor is great and way too much fun to watch. Whether you are in it for Ben or all about that competitive vibe, your Bach obsession is expected. And if you haven't been hooked yet, well...