No, you don’t have to have given birth to be a teen mom.
You can’t even remember when this “mom” thing became a thing but it won’t ever go away. You kind of just got this title by simply being you. You may not admit it or maybe you do but you love it! Here are seven signs you're the "mom" of your friend group:
1. They need it? You got it.
Sometimes your friends are convinced that your pocketbook is Mary Poppins’s. Tissues? Got it. Band-Aid? Got it. Hand sanitizer? Got it. Gum? What flavor? They need it, you got it and so much more! The best part is your fanny pack holds more than anyone could ever imagine.
2. You never show up anywhere empty handed.
Whenever the gang is getting together they can count on you to bring the “goods.” That is baked goods, to be specific. Cupcakes, cookies, brownies and anything and everything covered in chocolate. You really are a “Sugar Mama.”
3. Are you a carpool queen? Of course.
What better way to get the girls to school, parties and events while saving the lovely planet we live on? You are usually extremely punctual (unless you’re having a bad hair day) and cautious doesn’t even begin to explain how safe you always are when driving with your most prized possessions in the back seat.
4. You might not be Dr. Phil, but you definitely are a therapist.
You always know the right thing to say when your friends need a pick me up or some words of wisdom. Although you wouldn’t listen to half of your own advice, you give it to them for their best interest. Sometimes tough love is the love that they need.
5. You know your jokes are funny, but no one else does.
Some say dads tell the worst jokes, but you have stolen the title. Your collection of Popsicle stick jokes have met the comical phrases you heard in your science class to form the comedy act of the year. Too bad you’re the only one who laughs at the chuckle-worthy puns and knock-knock classics.
6. No one messes with Mama Bear’s cubs, NO ONE!
You are extremely protective over your friends and are willing to do anything and everything to ensure their happiness. If any boy breaks their heart you have vowed to break their life. You never want to see your girls with messy mascara and if you can avoid that you will take drastic measures.
7. Family (Friends) comes first
When it comes down to it, you will let your best friend borrow your shoes even if you wanted to wear them, eat the last slice of pizza even though you have not eaten all day and stay up late for vent sessions even if you have an 8 a.m. No matter the time or the place, you will give your all for your friends. Putting others before yourself is just how you were raised and how you will always be. Taking care of your friends is always an experience.
