Being Single On Valentine's Day - As Told by Brooklyn Nine Nine
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Being Single On Valentine's Day - As Told by Brooklyn Nine Nine

You are a stone cold atrocity.

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1. You wake up on February 14th and instantly know that the day is going to suck.

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2. You try to ignore social media because you don't wanna see those sappy love posts.

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3. Eventually, you cave and start scrolling. Now you're just trying to hide the gut-wrenching loneliness you feel while seeing couple's post each other.

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4. You try to text your friends, but they don't answer and you lowkey know they're out with their boyfriends

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5. When your friends finally answer, they try convincing you to cheer up; but you'd rather stay down in the dumps.

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6. You debate on hitting up your ex, until you remember why you broke up in the first place.

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7. While sitting in silence, you start to wonder where your other relationships when wrong.

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8. Maybe changing your appearance will bring something new to your love life? Nah, it won't.

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9. Well, since nobody is around to hang out, you force your dog to snuggle with you.

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10. How about ordering some take out junk food? That always helps the lonely nights.

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11. You try to stop eating, but you can't. It's okay, call it a cheat day.

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12. While feeling extremely lame, you simultaneously try to convince yourself that you're bad and boujee.

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13. Finally, on February 15th, you realize that you're totally fine with being single and the world isn't going to end.

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NINE NINE!!

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