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20 Thoughts You Have Before Going Back To College

4. I need to go to Target and buy the whole store.

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At this point in the summer, most college students are about ready to head back to school. During the semester when you're swamped with exams, you would do anything to be cuddled up in your bed at home. Now you want just the opposite.

Here are 20 typical thoughts all college students have this close to the start of the fall semester:

1. "I need to be tanner."

2. "What will my dog do without me?"

3. "I need WAY more money in my bank account."

4. "I need to go to Target and buy the whole store."

5. "I should have worked out more."

6. "I hope all my shit will fit in my room."

7. "I need to make 1,000,000 doctor's appointments."

8. "My brain isn't ready for school yet."

9. "Can I bring my home friends with me?"

10. "I should get a whole new wardrobe!"

11. "I'm going to have to wake up before noon."

12. "I need to get the most AMAZING planner and stay super organized!"

13. "What will I do without my parents?"

14. "I need to reunite with my school friends NOW."

15. "I should probably check my school email soon..."

16. "I can't wait to get my party on."

17. "Uber everywhere."

18. "I need to try adulting more."

19. "How am I going to do my own laundry again?"

20. "I can't wait to see what this semester brings!"

Dorothy was right, there's not place like home...but college is an amazing/crazy experience...ENJOY IT!

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